Want to kiss somebody in public on April 15th?
Why not try your local Starbucks? And while you’re at it, make sure the person you’re kissing is the same sex as you are. Apparently, it’s an all-day affair.
Since they’re doing a fine job promoting the SAME SEX KISS DAY themselves, I’m just going to share their press information and details after the break.
Remember Rich Hall?
He was the comedian known for the “Sniglets” he presented on Saturday Night Live. A Sniglet is a made-up word that he used to describe something that didn’t already exist in the dictionary… but should.
An example: “bugpedal” – the act of speeding up or slowing down your car in order to use the resulting passing wind to remove a dead bug from the windshield.
But Sniglets are made-up words. A comedy act. Nobody expects to use those terms in the real world.
Except in the real world, people do make up words in their families for everyday use. The remote control is a “clicker”, “remote”, “controller”, “switcher”. A wheeled trash bin is a “herbie curbie”. Some of these terms may be obvious to the casual bystander who overhears a family conversation, but other terms may need some explaining.
FAMILY WORDS: A DICTIONARY OF THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF FAMILIES is a compilation of all those terms that may be familiar to one family, but unheard of elsewhere. Some examples include:
You’ve seen the SNL DIGITAL SHORTS on Saturday Night Live for the past few years. Many people have said that they’ve been the most consistently funny part of the show since they’ve begun.
All the shorts are the brainchildren of The Lonely Island comedy group – Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. (Click the album cover image, buy their album — it comes with a DVD with many of their Digital Shorts, some never seen on TV)
They won an Emmy award for the Justin Timberlake collaboration, Dick in a Box. But other Internet users are taking notice, and making their own versions of the original films. The first big Digital Short, Lazy Sunday, was the start of the parody run, but as you can see, it certainly wasn’t going to be the last. Here are 14 different parodies that you may not have seen before:
Jizz in my Pants
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The guys over at COLLEGE HUMOR have had a lot of fun at each others’ expense over the years by pranking each other.
To date, there have been seven classic pranks, each one escalating in over-the-topness from the previous one. Let’s take a look at where it started, and where it has led to so far. Some things that you can take from the following videos are:
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National Geographic has an article with a theory about lefties-vs-righties, entitled LEFTIES SURVIVE (BARELY) DUE TO ELEMENT OF SURPRISE?
Left-handed people have disadvantages. Over the years, lefties are more apt to suffer from schizophrenia, epilepsy, autism, or have learning disabilities. They are more likely to have a serious accident, as most of the world is designed around righties. Male lefties are also shorter, on average.
However, scientists have determined that lefties carry with them the ability to throw the other 90% of the world off their guard. This is why left-handed people are often more successful in sports competition versus the more common right-handed folks. Baseball pitchers, batters, tennis players, boxers – the left-handed ones are often prized and in high-demand.
They also say that left-handed men earn more than right-handed men, on average. Lefties also have better coordination, and often have IQs higher than 131.
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The guy-oriented cable channel SPIKE TV has put out their A-to-Z GUIDE FOR CHASING PLUS-SIZED CHICKS, and why the larger ladies are worth having. Yup, all 26 letters are accounted for. I’ve selected a few here to entice you – check the link for the full alphabet.
B is for Business Class
When you date a big girl, your days of flying coach are over.
E is for Easier
Chances are, the reason why you’re chasing larger chicks is because it’s usually easier to snag one, and they are oh-so-grateful.
H is for Hot Friend
Girls with a few extra pounds almost always have hot female friends.
K is for King-Sized Bed
A larger lady needs a larger bed.
N is for Never Say Never
You have to try most things at least once, so don’t knock being with a big girl until you’ve tried it, and don’t hate on guys that do.
Q is for Quantity over Quality
It’s like a buffet. The quality of food is terrible, but you can eat as much as you like and leave very satisfied.
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Rated R for violence, blood and gore (albeit slightly cartoony), adult situations, sex, nudity, language. And a few shots of giant blue penii.
Rating: C
First, a disclaimer: I haven’t read the famed Watchmen comic. The little I knew of the storyline going in was what I had read or seen in pre-movie promotional material. I had enough of the backstory to understand what the film was going to be about, and had a general inkling of the film style that was going to be presented. In other words, I did not go into the film a fan by any stretch of the imagination. But I was interested.
Remember the post we had a while ago about the upcoming MICHAEL JACKSON AUCTION?
The AP is reporting that maybe things aren’t exactly as rosy as they appear, and the auction may not happen after all, as Michael Jackson’s production company, MJJ Productions, is suing Julien’s Auction House.
The lawsuit claims that while they did ask the auction company to remove all those items that appear in the auction catalog from the Neverland Ranch, but claims that they did not give blanket authorization to sell the items without Michael Jackson’s permission on each one.
Some of the “priceless and irreplaceable” items were requested to be returned, which the auction company did. No word yet on exactly which items are being removed from the auction due to the lawsuit, or how much of the auction is going to continue as previously planned.
Developing…
