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Just found the secret to obtaining the ultimate slice of pizza

Pizza: Any Way You Slice ItRick Mabry and Paul Deiermann are mathematicians.

Rick and Paul also love pizza.

While this does not prove that all those who love pizza are mathematicians, it does prove that all mathematicians love pizza.  

And why not?  Pizza offers the ultimate eating question:  HOW CAN YOU SLICE A PIZZA TO ENSURE THAT ALL PRESENT WILL RECEIVE THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT OF PIZZA?

This was the problem that Rick and Paul set out to find:  to determine how to create a PERFECT SLICE OF PIZZA.

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Looking for a last-minute gift suggestion? Try the Bacon Gift Pack!

Baconnaise Ultimate Bacon Lover's Gift Pack

If you’re looking for a last-minute gift idea for the bacon lover in your life (and let’s face it – who doesn’t love bacon?), then Web Watch wants to be sure that you haven’t missed out on this little gem:

J&D’s Baconnaise Ultimate Bacon Lover’s Gift Pack

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Hungry? Why not have an insanewich (when a sandwich just isn’t enough)

SandwichSo it’s 2am and you’re really hungry.

Hungry for a killer sandwich, that is.  Because nothing else will do, and a standard sandwich – two pieces of bread with some meat and cheese slapped in between – just isn’t going to cut the mustard (no pun intended, of course).

That’s about the time that Web Watch heads over to INSANEWICH to check out the latest concoctions that they’ve come up with.

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Was the buzz worth it? Ever wonder how many calories are in that caffeinated drink?

caffeine molecule shirtYou wake up every morning and wander down to the local Starbucks outlet and order yourself a double-shot half-mocha latte with extra whip, just to get yourself going.  You have a big day ahead, don’t you?

Everyone knows that if you cut back on those $4 fancy coffee drinks every day and brew your own, you’d save yourself about $1000 a year, give or take.

But what people aren’t talking about is how much fat you’re putting into your pants if you just take the drink and plop your ass into the office chair for the rest of the day.

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Want to cook like a professional chef? Set your TiVo on Dec 15 for “Gordon Ramsay: Cookalong Live”

Gordon Ramsay Kitchen NightmaresWeb Watch has enjoyed watching Gordon Ramsay yell at both potential and actual restaurant employees for years on HELL’S KITCHEN and KITCHEN NIGHTMARES, respectively. 

And in the end, we wholeheartedly agree with the yelling, as he is yelling for good reason the majority of the time.  All Gordon wants is to bring out the best in people. 

So while you may not agree with his methods, you can agree that when it comes to food he does know what he’s talking about. 

Which is why FOX has decided to import yet another British series for Ramsay that shows a decidedly softer side of the typically angry chef in GORDON RAMSAY: COOKALONG LIVE, airing live on FOX on December 15th.

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A new holiday treat: Turbaconducken! (Order yours today)

turduckenEveryone jokes about ubiquitious holiday food, from the green bean casserole to the fruitcake.

But no other holiday food has garnered as much interest as the TURDUCKEN, an epicurean concoction of a deboned chicken stuffed inside of a deboned duck, stuffed inside a turkey.

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Bagels are more dangerous than wedding cakes. Coincidence?

Bagel Guillotine SlicerWeb Watch loves a good bagel.

We know that the best bagel places are always right next door to the city’s best chinese restaurants.  We don’t know why this is (shrimp & lobster sauce is kosher, right?), but we’ve seen the two together more often than not.

So of course we read THE HISTORY OF THE BAGEL GUILLOTINE SLICER in the Wall Street Journal, where we learned about the most dangerous foods that cause the most emergency room visits.

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Memo to Pizza Hut, Domino’s, and Papa John’s Pizza: Your Employees are Disgusting

Pizza HutDear Pizza Hut, Domino’s, Papa John’s… and all you mom-and-pop pizza places that are still out there:

Web Watch loves pizza.

We’ve eaten quite a few of your pizzas, and have usually enjoyed them.  Large, 1-topping pizzas.  Small deluxe pies.  Extra thin crust, deep-dish.  Meat lovers, vegetarian, supreme, barbeque chicken – we’ve had them all.

But there is a disturbing trend that we feel needs to be pointed out:  your employees are gross.  And gross employees lead to consistently gross pizza.

And it is because of this regular gross pizza experience, Web Watch has stopped ordering pizza from you for delivery.