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Halloween Poll: What is this year’s “IT” costume going to be?

A Christmas StoryIt’s that time again.

Time for creative-minded folks to start thinking about what they want to slap together for Halloween.

And this year, with Halloween falling on a Saturday, you just know that the costumes have to be more amazing than ever.

Oh sure, there will be the standard “couples” costumes that cutesy dating couples have to do:  Jon & Kate should be a favorite (put on an Ed Hardy shirt and walk around brooding, and you’ll win first place).  Paula Abdul, Michael Jackson, and the Octomom will make their appearances as well.

But here are the important things to remember when putting together your Halloween costume:

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August 23rd is National Go Topless Protest Day!

You knew it was coming all year, and couldn’t wait… and now, August 23rd has finally arrived.

Yes, that’s right – August 23rd is NATIONAL GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY!*

And what is National Go Topless Protest Day?  It’s only a different way to honor (recognize?) WOMEN’S EQUALITY DAY, which occurs on August 26th.

(*no surprise here: this link is NSFW, for obvious reasons)

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This Father’s Day, Take Dad for a Naked Hike

Naked Paradise: Hiking American WildernessThis year, Father’s Day happens to also fall on the Summer Solstice.

And what’s so special about the Summer Solstice? 

That’s the day that hikers all around the world shed their clothes, backpacks, and inhibitions and go out to HIKE THEIR FAVORITE NATURE TRAIL, NAKED.  Why?  Because it’s NUDE HIKING DAY.

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A Kentucky Derby Bourbon Balls Recipe

Just in time for the Kentucky Derby in Louisville running later today, here is just one of many different recipes you may find for KENTUCKY DERBY BOURBON BALLS.

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The Tackiest Christmas Light Displays Ever

Do you know what HOUSEBLINGING is?

It’s the art of decorating a house for the holidays with the gaudiest, brightest, tackiest displays of… well, stuff.

I’m talking about the stuff that would make a house one of the regular stops on your family’s annual Tacky Light Tour drive-by.

We’re talking lights that can be seen from orbit, they’re so bright.

A light display that puts the Las Vegas Strip to shame.

Yeah, buddy – we’re talking about your house.

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A Response to National TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY


Take Your Daughter To Work Day
Take Your Daughter To Work Day

In order for the boys to not feel left out, Web Watch suggests the following event:

KEEP YOUR SON AT HOME DAY

Teach your son the pleasures and values of keeping house! Invite your son, age 8 – 14, to stay at home from school April 28.

  • Have him assist in the housework. This provides him with more exercise than the physical education he would experience at school!
  • Show him the secrets to effective shopping. Take him on the grand tour of the supermarket and the shopping mall. Teach him how to clip and sort coupons, and the excitement of scanning the newspaper circulars for grocery bargains!
  • Instruct him on how to cook a gourmet dinner. He will learn about good nutrition, and he’ll be well rewarded for having dinner ready when the women come home!
  • And, of course, there’s the soap opera break!