Here are some different looks at how to properly mow your lawn and trim the hedges. Don’t want to be smuggling a basket of that plastic Easter grass, do you?
For the women:
Commercial #1:
Commercial #2:
Bushes, the Norman Cook remix:
Category: Funny
Today is a day for a good laugh.
So Web Watch presents VIDEOS OF ANIMALS DOING THINGS ON STUFF.
Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway (the original source)
Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway (the music video)
In case you were wondering, THE INTERNET DOES HAVE RULES.
Sure, some would say that the Internet should be like the wild west of old, with the whooping and the hollering, the rustling and the stampeding… but all that is so 1998.
Still, there are a few Internet rules that should be shared and noted. One in particular, as it was brought up by someone after looking at the Lightning McQueen autopsy from yesterday. Yes, that is Rule #34. We’ll get to that in a moment.
THIS is a good painting of Barack Obama.
THESE are BAD PAINTINGS of BARACK OBAMA.
(Like I needed to point out the difference to you.)
If you do not watch Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on a regular basis, you will miss out on the occasional must-see gem of an interview.
It’s not often that you will find this type of good, informative, well-researched, engaging interview on what is, in essence, a comedy program. But Jon’s interview with CNBC’s Jim Cramer is absolutely fantastic.
It is said that more college-age kids and young adults get their new and information from The Daily Show than from traditional media outlets. With interviews like this, I can certainly see why.
Well done, Jon. Keep up the good work.
PART 1
You know why those weekday afternoon television judge shows are so popular? Because everybody likes to hear other people’s dirty laundry and then voice an opinion on it by yelling at the TV.
Of course, yelling at the TV doesn’t effect the outcome of the situation.
So if you are looking for a place where you can hear an argument and take a side, you’ll want to check out SIDETAKER.
If you are having an argument with someone and just can’t come to an amicable agreement, why not take your case to the Internet and have other people decide who is right and who is wrong.
Some of the questions that are posed are relatively benign:
I do not know anyone who would be willing to take this bet. It certainly would make for an interesting end to March Madness tournament betting, especially for those who are always looking for the ultimate bet payoff with one’s friends: THE HUMAN LITTERBOX.
All the loser has to do is use a cat litterbox for a week instead of the toilet.
Sure, you’d have to figure out what to do about using the facilities at the workplace, but that could be easily arranged as litterboxes are fairly portable. What could possibly go wrong with this idea?
Apparently, this is not a new concept. Cats are writing advice columns on how to deal with messy humans, and Half-Bakery even has a suggestion on using kitty litter as a way to keep your bathroom clean between scrubs…and they’ve done the math in how humans and cats differ in pee volume.
I know what you’re thinking – someone did think that there was a practical reason to poop in a cat box. GEM718 asked Yahoo Questions the following: “Can I Poop in My Cat’s Litter Box to Train her to Do So? My kitten is 5 weeks old, and she just will NOT use her litter box. I needed to know if I were to take a dump in her litter box, would she get the idea?”
You’re just going to have to click the link to see the answer for yourself.
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The Perfect Woman
Had lunch with a friend of mine the other day, and she shared this about what her husband describes to be THE PERFECT WOMAN:
- Big boobs
- Owns a liquor store
- Owns and rides a Harley
- Be a nymphomaniac