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Book Games Movies

Game: Here’s the Plot, Guess the Story

Post Modern Barney has compiled the WORST PLOT SUMMARIES EVER WRITTEN, and summed up a few dozen movies and books into bite-size nuggets.

The twist is that these are not your traditional plot summaries, but rather a synopsis of the more lurid details of the story.  Unfortunately, many of the hundreds of commenters on the original post think that the idea is to write about how the story ends.  This is not always the case.

I’ll give you the plot summary, all you have to do is guess the name of the story it came from.  Click the link for the answers.

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Funny Movies Music Video

The Top Viral Videos of All Time…so far

Visible Measures, a company that measures online video usage, has released a report that they’ve entitled THE MOST-VIEWED VIRAL VIDEOS OF ALL TIME.

They determined that this particular listing is the first one to compile videos solely based on being viewed more than 100,000,000 times each.  Their sample size is based on 100 million different videos that appear on 150 different video sharing destinations, as opposed to just counting those videos that were viewed directly on the YouTube website.  Those “embed” tags really proved their worth here.

18 videos made the list.  Here are nine of them, including the top five most viewed videos:

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Movie Review

Movie Review: X-Men Origins – Wolverine

Rated PG-13 for action movie violence, some language, a bit of blood, and one or two scenes of Hugh Jackman running around butt-ass naked.

Rating: B-

As a movie fan, I have really enjoyed the way the X-Men franchise has been run so far.  There’s enough story background in each film to give the casual movie-goer enough information about who’s who and what’s what, and there’s also lots of little things that would appeal to a diehard X-Men fan who knows these characters inside and out.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine is no exception to that philosophy.  There is no need to know any of the previous X-Men films to enjoy this one.  Does it help to have some background?  Sure, but it’s not required here.   Besides, guessing as to who the good guys and the bad guys are is part of the fun.  But if you are already an X-Men fan, you won’t leave this film disappointed.  Whichever type of fan you are, it is a fun popcorn action film, perfect for the beginning of the summer movie season.

My theater was packed with comic fans, and they seemed to enjoy the film immensely, cheering whenever a new Mutant would make their initial appearance on the screen.  It was hard not to get caught up in the audience’s enthusiasm during the film.

There were a few good laughs scattered throughout, and the action scenes, while fewer in number than I would have liked, were well done.  The scenes that existed to provide character motivation (for this film, as well as insight into Wolverine for the previous X-Men films) didn’t drag the film to a crawl. 

Marvel already knows where they want the X-Men Origins series to roll to.  Based on the characters shown in this movie, I would love to see a film centered around Gambit.  

Oh, and this film qualifies for a CLOSING CREDITS ALERT: be sure to stick around through the very end of the closing credits.  While it is not unusual for Marvel to have special post-credit scenes in their films (Iron Man, anyone?), there have already been reports that different prints of the film contain different closing scenes.  While I felt the scene I saw was relatively benign, others in the theatre let out a happy “whoop”.  I’ll assume that they know more about where the Wolverine story goes next than the average person does.

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Disney Movies

D23 exclusive screening of Pixar’s “UP” (and you’re not invited)

upcarlDetails are starting to emerge about the upcoming exclusive screening for D23 members of Disney-Pixar’s latest film, UP.

All you have to do, it seems, other than have your Disney D23 membership card at the ready – is to go to the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood, California for the special showing on Thursday morning May 28th, at 12:01am.

Of course, further details are scarce about whether there is going to be any actual D23 preview ticket distribution or similar, in order to control the massive crowd that is sure to show up for this fantastic D23 benefit.

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Movie Review

Movie Review: Observe and Report

Rated R for language, full frontal male nudity, a boob shot, a little violence, alcohol, drug use, a couple of sex scenes, and even more full frontal male nudity.

Rating:  B

Observe and Report is about your typical gung-ho mall cop (Seth Rogan) who sees himself taking his job a bit more serious than most in his career path of choice.  He’s good at what he does, but wants more.   The audience roots for Rogan throughout, cheering his successes as much as feeling his pain as he works towards his goals. 

In the end, I left the film happy, and pleased with the film’s resolution (compared to other films that leave you wanting more or wondering what the characters’ next steps are going to be).

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Movie Review

Movie Review: Adventureland

Rated R for language, drug use, puking, and dry humping in the back seat of what appears to be an AMC Gremlin.

Rating: C

The movie poster proudly proclaims that Adventureland is from the same director who brought you Superbad.  

Superbad was funny.  Adventureland isn’t.

What was promised, based on the trailers and advance press, was a film filled with wacky amusement park hijinks in the newly vogue retro teen-sex-comedy genre.

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Disney Movies Websites

Really Inside Disney/Pixar’s CARS

Jake Parker is an artist.

Jake Parker also has a vivid imagination.

Jake Parker has taken the star of Disney/Pixar’s Cars franchise, Lightning McQueen, and cut him open lengthwise to see what makes him tick.  Basically, Jake Parker has done AN AUTOPSY ON LIGHTNING MCQUEEN.

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Movie Review

Movie Review: Watchmen

Rated R for violence, blood and gore (albeit slightly cartoony), adult situations, sex, nudity, language.  And a few shots of giant blue penii.

Rating: C

First, a disclaimer:  I haven’t read the famed Watchmen comic.  The little I knew of the storyline going in was what I had read or seen in pre-movie promotional material.  I had enough of the backstory to understand what the film was going to be about, and had a general inkling of the film style that was going to be presented.  In other words, I did not go into the film a fan by any stretch of the imagination.  But I was interested.