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Games Travel TV

Competitours: The Amazing Race for Non-Reality-TV Whores

Last night, CBS pre-empted THE AMAZING RACE to show some lame awards show.  Don’t they realize that all the TAR fans want to do is watch Phil and the racers wander the world for our amusement?

Many of my friends have the same philosophy when it comes to appearing on a reality-TV show: they won’t do it.   (Granted, one person I know did whore himself out to the reality TV gods, and everything seemed to work out okay for him, so maybe my survey sample needs to be increased a little bit.)

Still, if you are interested in experiencing The Amazing Race as a vacation instead of as a game show, you will want to check out COMPETITOURS: THE AMAZING RACE FOR REGULAR PEOPLE.

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Games Music TV Video

Two Golden Shower Videos

Golden Shower was a Brazilian band that hit the net in the early 2000’s, and over the next few years spent some time creating interesting mashups of video, electronica, and graphics. 

In 2002, Golden Shower released the song and video entitled TOTAL CONTROL, and began to win even more awards and recognition for their work.  The video is a tribute to the classic Tyco TCR race sets from the late 70’s-early 80’s.

Those of you who remember those Tyco TCR race car sets should have fond memories of the excitement an awesome TCR layout could be.   And it was always your friends who had the cool track setups, wasn’t it? 

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Funny How To Music Video

How to Mow The Lawn

Here are some different looks at how to properly mow your lawn and trim the hedges. Don’t want to be smuggling a basket of that plastic Easter grass, do you?

For the women:

Commercial #1:

Commercial #2:

Bushes, the Norman Cook remix:

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News

Science says: It’s Good to Marry Your Cousin

Everyone should be marrying their cousin. So says science-oriented magazine Scientific American in an article entitled WHEN INCEST IS BEST: KISSING COUSINS HAVE MORE KIN.

Scientists studied marriage and birth records for 150,000 Icelandic couples – from 1800 through 1965 – to see if there was any connection between the relationship of the couple getting married versus the number of children the couple had.

What the scientists found was that marrying your third cousin offered the best chance of having a baby. 

Women born between 1800-1824 who mated with their third cousin had more children (4.04) and grandchildren (9.17) than women who had children with someone who was related no closer than an eight cousin (with 3.34 children and 7.31 grandchildren).  Similar birth differences held up as much as 100 years later, even when families were having fewer children.

The reasoning has to do with genetics, where close relatives can share genes that would reduce the chance of a miscarriage.  The study showed that a person’s third and fourth cousins would share enough common genes to counterbalance any inbreeding disadvantages.

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How To Internet Websites

Your Password Sucks

Jimmy Ruska was able to obtain some hacked database files from MySpace, phpBB, and Singles.org. 

These files contained basic user and password information, resulting in 116,782 passwords being available for analysis.  These files were from early 2009.

Here is a quick look at some of the information that Jimmy found about what THE MOST COMMON PASSWORDS ARE:

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Movie Review

Movie Review: Adventureland

Rated R for language, drug use, puking, and dry humping in the back seat of what appears to be an AMC Gremlin.

Rating: C

The movie poster proudly proclaims that Adventureland is from the same director who brought you Superbad.  

Superbad was funny.  Adventureland isn’t.

What was promised, based on the trailers and advance press, was a film filled with wacky amusement park hijinks in the newly vogue retro teen-sex-comedy genre.

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Gambling Games TV

Lessons Learned from THE BEST DAMN POKER SHOW

I’ve been watching THE BEST DAMN POKER SHOW on Fox Sports Net. 

It’s a tournament-based series, with two teams of (mostly) amateur poker players competing against each other and coached by poker pros Annie Duke and Phil Hellmuth.  For whatever reason, I can’t watch most poker programs on TV, but shows like this one or Bravo’s prematurely cancelled CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN that offer decent, approachable advice for the casual player (along with a little bit of personality and humor) are more entertainly watchable for me versus the more serious World Poker Tour or High Stakes Poker shows.

Besides, who wouldn’t want to get free poker advice from Annie Duke, Phil Hellmuth, or Phil Gordon (an early commentator on CPS)?  As such, I turn you to one small piece of advice learned from season 2, episode 5, of The Best Damn Poker Show

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Funny Video

Video Fun: Animals Doing Funny Stuff

Today is a day for a good laugh.

So Web Watch presents  VIDEOS OF ANIMALS DOING THINGS ON STUFF.

Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway (the original source)

Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway (the music video)