Peter Griffin, Passed Out Drunk
Question for our Web Watch readers: how many drinks does it take before you pass out?
Here’s a better question: when was the last time you drank so much that you did pass out?
Better still: does anyone have photos of you passed out?
Playboy has released their list of the 2010 TOP PARTY SCHOOLS FOR 2010:
Web Watch knows the best way to get a drink at the bar: Tip noticably well on the first round.
Even if the drinks are free, such as at an open-bar wedding, you should tip big when you have the opportunity to do so and be noticed. A $20 bill at the right time early in the evening will do wonders for you later at night. Perhaps a heavier pour, speedier service, an extra drink made available after the bar is “officially” closed for the evening.
All for $20.
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Hangovers.
We’ve all suffered through ’em, whether it be at a Waffle House at 8am after a killer night on the town, or hanging out at the Magic Kingdom after doing DRINKS AROUND THE WORLD at Epcot at Walt Disney World three times too many in one day.
We’ve tried all the cures, but nobody really has attacked the real problem: that maybe it’s the alcohol that’s causing the hangover issue.
Leave it to scientists to figure out how to make HANGOVER-FREE ALCOHOL.
It wasn’t officially a competition, but we do have a winner (according to the fine folks at MEN’S HEALTH magazine).
By an overwhelming margin, FRESNO, CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN NAMED AMERICA’S DRUNKEST CITY out of 100 entries! Time to celebrate!
Web Watch is sure that you’re asking how Fresno earned this vaulted honor. It was quite easy, actually.
Men’s Health took into account the following pieces of information:
Cities were rated on a scale with 1 being the worst in the selected category. The lower your overall score ended up, the higher your city ranked on the “drunkest city” list. Let’s take a look, shall we?
We already know that Fresno, California is America’s Drunkest City — but who were the 99 runners-up?
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PAUL DICKSON KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING DRUNK.
He knows the difference between being “blotto” and simply being “in the weeds”.
He’s run the gamut from “Feng schwasted” to “eating dirt”.
No, he hasn’t actually been that drunk… at least, not as far as Web Watch is aware of… but Paul Dickson can say that he has written the authoritative book on the subject with DRUNK: THE DEFINITIVE DICTIONARY, listing 2,964 different terms for being wasted out of your mind on wine, beer, or liquor.
Playboy has released their list of the TOP 10 PARTY SCHOOLS FOR 2009:
The criteria they used was based on 5 different categories, each worth 20 points total. The ultimate party school would, in theory, top the list at 100 total points.
Playboy has released their list of the TOP 10 PARTY SCHOOLS FOR 2008:
For comparison purposes, take a look at who is on the Princeton Review’s list of the top ten party schools, based on a survey of 120,000 students:
