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10 Things NOT to do while eating at a restaurant

Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip--Confessions of a Cynical Waiter
Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip–Confessions of a Cynical Waiter

Eating out is fun for us, the customer.

We get some (usually) good food, brought to us by (usually) attentive waitstaff.

Sometimes, everything lives up to our expectations; sometimes it doesn’t.  That’s the risk we take when we decide to put our food preparation into someone else’s hands rather than doing it ourselves.

But there is a flip-side to everything.  Which is why Web Watch readers should pay attention to these TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T DO WHILE DINING OUT, as compiled by Jessica, a former food-service employee and inspired by stories she’s read on WAITER RANT, a blog of restaurant horror stories.

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Proof that Soylent Green is people: babies good enough to eat!

Anne Geddes Baby Costumes
Anne Geddes Baby Costumes

It’s just another thing that parents do to embarass their kids: dressing up their kids in funny costumes and taking pictures of ’em.

Pictures that can be used for high school yearbooks, engagement party photo displays, bar mitzvah autograph boards — you know, anything that can be blown up to poster-size and put on display for the world to see.

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food Science

The “Clean Plate Club” is a farce

Piazzas and Pizzas: Adventures of the Clean Plate Club in Italy
Piazzas and Pizzas: Adventures of the Clean Plate Club in Italy

You remember how your parents always used to encourage you to eat all the food on your plate at each meal?

  • “Eat your food, you want to be a member of the Clean Plate Club!”
  • “Here comes the airplane – open up the airplane hanger and let it in…”
  • “If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?”

And the ever-popular, “there are starving children in China/Africa/Arizona who don’t have any food, so you better eat”.

Well, it ends up that our parents were lying to us.

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food Funny Video

Today’s fun fact: Dogs get upset when they don’t get any bacon

Bacon for Dogs
Bacon for Dogs

Apparently, dogs can get rather upset when they don’t get any bacon.

Case in point, here’s a dog that doesn’t say very much, but you can tell exactly how he feels about not getting any bacon today.

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10 Things food Travel Websites

The 2011 Top 100 Restaurants in the World

NOMA: Time and Place in Nordic Cuisine
NOMA: A Time and Place in Nordic Cuisine
(a look at the World’s Best Restaurant)

If you, like Web Watch, like to travel to the Best Places in the World, then you have most definitely heard of Denmark’s Noma, a 12-seat restaurant just outside Copenhagen.

Of course you’ve heard of Noma – it’s only been named the BEST RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD for 2011.   Still doesn’t ring a bell?  Does it help if it also earned the Best Restaurant title in 2010 also?

Yeah, now you know what we’re talking about.

So while RESTAURANT magazine can’t go and visit every single restaurant in the world, they do have a pretty good handle on who the top chefs are and what makes them tick.  Sure, the majority of these top places are located in Europe, but that shouldn’t stop you from trying to make your way to any of these fine establishments for a gourmet meal that you’ll never forget.

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7 Different Bacon-infused Products you HAVE to try. Maybe.

Everything Tastes Better with Bacon: 70 Fabulous Recipes for Every Meal of the Day
Everything Tastes Better with Bacon: 70 Fabulous Recipes for Every Meal of the Day

Web Watch is a big bacon fan.

If you haven’t done so already, browse through your local yellow pages (remember that?) or go to your local farmer’s market and get yourself some fresh bacon directly from a porketeria or butcher.  You’ll save some money, appreciate what bacon that is unadulterated by chemicals is like, and support the local economy – all at the same time.

So with that, here are at least SEVEN BACON-INFUSED PRODUCTS THAT BACON LOVERS JUST HAVE TO TRY:

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food Funny Science

The end to embarassed farting cows, flatulent goats, and stinky sheep

Cow Pie gift box
Cow Pie gift box

Science may not have found a way to cure major diseases, but they think they’ve figured out a way to keep a cow from farting.

And wouldn’t you know it, it’s the same concept that also helps keep you from farting as well:  A CHANGE IN THE COW’s DIET WILL PREVENT EXCESS GAS.

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Ever wonder what it would be like to literally drown in chocolate?

Chocolate Rubber Duckie
Chocolate Rubber Duckie

We all know people who say that they love chocolate. And when they say that they “love chocolate”, they mean that they REALLY love chocolate.

Some would go so far as to say that, if given the opportunity to do so, they would bathe in chocolate. When asked, they would take “death by chocolate” to its literal end.