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The stereotypical porn star is…


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How well do you know your pornography?

More specifically, how well do you know your porn stars?

Sure – we’ve all played those “NAME THAT BOOB” game, and who could forget this song?

We Saw Your Junk

 

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At least one person sitting near you has a dirty picture on their phone


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Quick show of hands — how many of you have a dirty picture on your cell phone, right now?

Web Watch isn’t concerned whether it’s one that you’ve taken of yourself (selfies!) or one that was sent to you (sexted) from one we would hope would be a really close friend.

The question still stands – do you have a dirty picture on your phone, of anyone?

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Video Fun: Butt Bongos


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Making music is supposed to be joyful.  At least for the artist performing the piece.

One would hope that all involved in the production enjoy themselves equally, from the roadie to the sound guy to the guitar tech on up the line.

Until you run across something that’s just a little, well… off the beaten path.  One of those times when you have to wonder if everyone got paid their fair share for their participation in the project.

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Video Fun: Garfunkel and Oates (they really love Jesus)


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Perhaps you’ve already have heard the sweet comedic songwriting stylings of GARFUNKLE AND OATES.

Garfunkle and Oates is a duo, consisting of Kate Micucci, who you may recall played the ukelele as Gooch on the TV show SCRUBS; and Riki Lindhome who has appeared on BIG BANG THEORY and a number of other TV shows and movies.  Together as Garfunkle and Oates, they are likely best know for their classic hit PREGNANT WOMEN ARE SMUG:

Did that leave you wondering where else could such talent go? Well worry no more, as Web Watch is here with a fuller list of delightful tunes for you to enjoy:

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The Naked Pumpkin Run. It’s like streaking, but fun


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We all know that there’s a difference between being “naked” and being “nekkid”.

“Nekkid” is just more fun.

And if you’re looking for a fun way to get nekkid in your local area with a bunch of others (and a vegetable or two), read on for the nsfw details:

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SFW Porn


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Are you that Web Watch reader who’s stuck at work, just hankering to look at some images that your company would consider to be NSFW (that’s “not safe for work”, for those new Web Watch readers who may not be familiar with the term).

Look – Web Watch understands that some of our readers may be a bit addicted to pornography, so we’re here to help.  We’ve found a website that’s perfectly acceptable for you to view at work, even though it is 100% filled with explicit, pornographic images.

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Reason #6 why MAGIC: The Gathering games should be covered by ESPN


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Web Watch has a number of friends who play the collectible card game MAGIC: THE GATHERING.

They get together every week or two to play, have a few beers, and enjoy each other’s company. We’ve tried playing MTG (as the nerds refer to it), but Web Watch just couldn’t get into it. We’ve played online card-based games, such as MONSTER MASTER, and for us they seem to be more fun online than in person — but then again, games like that have simpler rules than MTG would have, which ultimately makes MTG a more interesting game overall.

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Hate your body? Try a HUMAN UPGRADE


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Upgrade Me: Our Amazing Journey to Human 2.0
Upgrade Me: Our Amazing Journey to Human 2.0

Do you remember the classic TV show, MAN FROM ATLANTIS?

It featured an actor with webbed fingers and toes, able to swim deep into the ocean to solve crimes.  Our recollection is that he had gills and could breath underwater like Aquaman, but there’s been a lot of alcohol in our system since then so we may be confusing two different characters.

But the webbed fingers and toes?  Those were real. Continue reading HATE YOUR BODY? TRY A HUMAN UPGRADE

“Mastering One’s Domain” is now a professional sport?!? (Give that guy a hand!)


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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and Repetitive Stress Injuries: The Comprehensive Guide to Prevention, Treatment, and Recovery
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and Repetitive Stress Injuries:
The Comprehensive Guide to Prevention, Treatment, and Recovery

Web Watch will warn you: the below video contains some imagery, topic matter, and other material that may not be suitable for all ages.

What is it about? Continue reading “MASTERING ONE’S DOMAIN” IS NOW A PROFESSIONAL SPORT?!? (GIVE THAT GUY A HAND!)

How much money do porn websites make?


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Digital Boudoir Photography: A Step-By-Step Guide to Creating Fabulous Images of Any Woman
Digital Boudoir Photography:
A Step-By-Step Guide to Creating Fabulous Images of Any Woman

As is almost always the case with technology, porn leads the way.

It was the case with VHS vs Beta video tapes.  It’s been the case with online payments.  And it’s been the case with social media. 

Porn is a big money-making industry, and the Internet has just made it easy for Anyone to do it.  And we’re not just talking about those leaked celebrity sex tapes, either. Continue reading HOW MUCH MONEY DO PORN WEBSITES MAKE?

August 21st is National GO TOPLESS DAY!


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When we last visited this topic a few years ago, Web Watch proclaimed that AUGUST 23rd was National Go Topless Day.

Apparently, Aug 23 is merely a suggestion.  This year’s National Go Topless Day is August 21st. Continue reading AUGUST 21ST IS NATIONAL GO TOPLESS DAY!

Women walking around topless in NYC: it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law


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It’s the law in New York City.

If a woman wants to WALK AROUND NEW YORK CITY WHILE TOPLESS, SHE’S LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO SO. Continue reading WOMEN WALKING AROUND TOPLESS IN NYC: IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD IDEA, IT’S THE LAW

Today’s fun fact: Nipple reduction surgery can cost about $1000-$2000


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We know you were wondering, but were afraid to ask.

Nipple reduction surgery can COST ABOUT $1000 to $2000.  Some physicians will charge $900 for one, while others may give you a slight discount if you decide to go for a change in nipples on both breasts.

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