According to Tom Wilson, who played BIFF in the Back to the Future films, Michael J. Fox is a nice guy.
But why take Web Watch’s word for it? Here he is to tell you himself:
The Real Animal House: The Awesomely Depraved Saga of the Fraternity That Inspired the Movie
While it has been just a few years since Web Watch last stepped foot inside a fraternity house, based on what we’ve read on TOTAL FRAT MOVE, it looks like things haven’t changed that much.
But once you peel away the torn up furniture in the common rooms, holes in the drywall, and floors still sticky from last week’s legendary party – you’ll see that fraternities are about bonding with your brothers in a way not often seen by those who haven’t been accepted themselves.
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The Lunchroom Social Ladder
Sometimes art imitates life.
Take this chart, for instance: A GUIDE TO LUNCHROOM SOCIAL GROUPS, THROUGH LIFE.
GLAMOUR THROUGH YOUR LENS:
A Centerfold Photographers Guide to Exciting Photography
Not everybody looks good in pictures.
At our local grocery store, the store management has their headshots all lined up near the cash registers so that the customers can easily recognize who’s in charge.
All the photos are standard grocery store headshots: blue background, corporate-looking shirt (with and without a tie, depending on managerial level). You know the type of pictures these are, and they all look like they were taken the same day… well, all but one photo on the wall were like this.
One picture stood out from the rest: it was the picture of one of the female managers, taken at GLAMOUR SHOTS. Fuzzy purple boa, feathers in the hair, sultry/pouty pose while looking over a shoulder, heavy hairspray and makeup. In other words, not exactly what we customers would want to see as a store representative of our food and beverage supermart.
How To Get Ahead in Advertising
Advertising and comedy often go hand-in-hand.
Remember the film HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING? It’s about an advertising exec who ends up with a talking zit on the side of his face. Yeah, it’s worth watching.
Or the Dudley Moore film CRAZY PEOPLE, where ad execs decide to get their advertisements written by people in the looney bin (“Volvo: It’s safe, but boxy!”).
How many times have you looked at the TV or radio during a commercial break and mutter to yourself, “Really? Did they REALLY just say that? Do they think we’re idiots?” Without even knowing what you heard, Web Watch is fairly certain the answer to that rhetorical question will be “yes”.
Web Watch does enjoy watching Food Network shows like WORST CHEF IN AMERICA, if only because we know that we are certainly not inept in our own kitchen.
We may not make the most amazingly-great tasting or nutritiously well-balanced meals, but we would never starve ourselves or our guests. And it’s all because Web Watch knows our way around a kitchen. Cooking is like driving – the method may not be pretty, but we’ll get you there.
The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need
“What’s your sign?”
What has been derided as an overused, cliche’d pick-up line may be of some use now, as ASTRONOMERS IN MINNESOTA HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE HOROSCOPE DATES MAY HAVE SHIFTED.
A court in Germany has ruled that AN EMPLOYER CAN REQUIRE THEIR STAFF TO WEAR BRAS.