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How To Live Longer: Don’t Live in Washington DC

According to researchers, how long you live may very well be dependent on where in the country you live.

All it took was some good spreadsheet work and data from the US Census Bureau to come up with this CHART OF US LIFE EXPECTENCY.

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Funny News

What’s the Cheesiest Pick-Up Line You’ve Used… that worked?

Pick Up LinesWhat’s the cheesiest pick-up line that you’ve ever used… that actually worked?

We all know the old standards never do:

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“Did it hurt?  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“Want to go back to my place and do all the things I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?”

And we know that women most often say that “Hi” is the most effective pick-up line.  But honestly – that’s no fun at all.

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Internet News

How Much Money is in Viagra Spam? Try $4000 a Day!

NASCAR Team ViagraAt least now we know the reason for those hundreds upon hundreds of spam-emails we receive every day.

Sure, we knew the spammers were making money (or they wouldn’t be doing it), but now we have a better idea of exactly how profitable spamming can be, if you have the right product to sell.

Try $4,000 a day, or more.

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News

What Do 33% of Japanese Men Say They Do? Pee Sitting Down!

TOTO Bidet WashletA recent survey of 500 men who have western-style toilets at their homes concluded that 33.4% OF JAPANESE MEN SIT DOWN TO PEE while at home.

The survey, performed on behalf of TOTO – makers of home bidet systems and other bathroom fixtures – shows an increase of about 9.7% over the numbers from the last time Toto conducted a survey of bathroom habits in 2004.

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News

Want to Stop Global Warming? Stop Having Sex.

Global Warming Resource KitThe LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS has put together a report entitled Fewer Emitters, Lower Emissions, Less Cost that draws what should be an obvious conclusion:

Global warming isn’t an environmental thing, or a byproduct solely due to advanced technology or corporate carbon emissions.

Global warming is due to there being too many damn people in the world.  More people means more manufacturing and excessive gas or bad breath all contributing harm to the environment.

Their solution?  Stop breeding.

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Survey Says: Teen Pregnancy and Religion Go Hand-in-Hand

Pregnant NunA recent survey in the Journal of Reproductive Health says that there is a DIRECT CORRELATION BETWEEN RELIGIOUS UPBRINGING AND A HIGHER LEVEL OF TEEN PREGNANCIES.

The study is entitled “Religiosity and Teen Birth Rate in the United States“.

For this report, the CDC took data from two different studies – one on the levels of teen birth rates, and the other on a religion spread across the US.

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shopping

Why Does The Express Lane Sometimes Suck?

Have you ever gone to the checkout lane at the store and wondered whether it was worthwhile to get in line behind the one lady with the full cart and the screaming kids, or join the longer “10 items or less” express line?

And without fail, you will always choose the wrong line.

It ends up that the grocery stores have checkout times down to a science, and it took a high school math teacher to figure out which lane is going to be the best choice.

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Have You Ever Been Propositioned in Church?

Sexy NunBaylor University just finished conducting a survey of over 3,500 adults that related to Clergy Sexual Misconduct.

The question they asked was whether the RESPONDENT HAD EVER BEEN THE SUBJECT OF A SEXUAL ADVANCE BY A RELIGIOUS LEADER.