Category: Funny

Can you name 7 ways to mess up a wedding? Surprisingly “inviting Adam Sandler” is not on the list

Post author By web gangsta
Post date June 22, 2010

Adam Sandler - They're All Going to Laugh At You
Adam Sandler – They’re All Going to Laugh At You

Web Watch has had some wonderful wedding memories:

There was the wedding at the bowling alley during the Stanley Cup playoffs
The wedding where the bride proudly proclaimed to everyone within hearing distance how she wasn’t going to consummate the marriage that night… and why.
Getting the entire wedding party to lick the ice sculpture as a photo opportunity for the official photographer…after pretty much all the other guests have already done the same thing.
That wedding where we had to arrive six hours early to clean the bathrooms at the reception hall

And then there was the wedding where the DJ was asked to play the first 20 seconds – and only the first 20 seconds – of this NSFW song during the reception:

Seriously, that was a wedding to remember. And all of the above — good friends, and good times all.

And no, we won’t mention the engagement party where the groom-to-be publically and graphically declared his love for his bride’s bosom. Because that was not a wedding, and therefore ineligible for this post.

Tags 10 Things, Music, Party Talk, Wedding

Funny News Video

10-year-old Boy Sets the Underpants World Record!

Post author By web gangsta
Post date June 18, 2010

Men's Underwear
Men’s Underwear

When Jack Singer of Warwick, New York, wanted to celebrate his birthday in style, he did what any rational 10-year-old would do.

He asked his parents to help him set a world record.

And not just any world record.

Jack wanted to set the WORLD RECORD FOR WEARING THE MOST UNDERWEAR AT ONE TIME.

Tags News, underwear, Video, World Record

Funny sports Websites

The Universal Record Database: Documenting Life’s Greatest (and not so great) Accomplishments

Post author By web gangsta
Post date June 13, 2010

Guinness World Records Video Game – Wii

Have you ever wanted to set a world record?

Sure, you’ve read through the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS and contemplated what you could do for fame and infamy, whether there was any category of achievement or secret skill that you may have that would qualify for inclusion in the next edition.

And sadly, while there are thousands of possible records that are recognized as Official World Records, there are also those activities that deserve to be included in some sort of World Record Database – ANY database will do, especially when it’s something as mundane as seeing how long you could throw a ball around the apartment with your friends without letting it hit the ground.

Because until someone else comes along and does the same thing in your apartment, it’s still going to count as a world record.

If only there was some way to record and report these types of things without having to go through an official documenting body, such as Guinness.

Tags sports, website, World Record

Funny Websites

Today’s Fun Sites: Crap Our Kids Made vs Crap Our Kids Ruined

Post author By web gangsta
Post date June 5, 2010

Harold and the Purple Crayon

If you have kids (or have friends that do), chances are that you have seen first-hand both the destruction that kids can do to practically anything of value in the home, as well as the “art” that the parents feel they need to hang on their office wall to share with their co-workers.

So today, Web Watch takes a look at these two sides of the child-rearing coin:

The good – WHAT OUR KIDS MADE
and the badly awesome – CRAP MY KIDS RUINED

Tags Blog, parenting, website

Funny How To Video

How to Train your Bird to Talk

Post author By web gangsta
Post date May 20, 2010

The Farmer Says

Animals can say the darndest things.

Here are some videos that prove just that.

THE CHICKEN SONG

Tags How To, Video

Funny Video

Video Fun: YouTube’s automatic closed captioning goes bad

Post author By web gangsta
Post date May 16, 2010

Closed Captioning Decoder

Web Watch knows that automatic transcription of speech-to-text for closed captioning still has a ways to go.

A lot has to do with the quality of the source audio material. And if you have poor source audio, the chances are pretty good that the transcribed closed captioning will be off more than just a little bit.

Tags Video

Funny shopping Websites

Just in time for Mother’s Day: the HUG-E-GRAM

Post author By web gangsta
Post date May 7, 2010

Hug
Hug

Are you tired of trying to find your mother that perfect Mother’s Day gift?

Aren’t you sick and tired of always sending her the same old flowers and singing telegrams, thanking her for being your mother for all these years?

Why not send your mother what she really wants to have from you: A BIG GIANT HUG.

Tags shopping, TV, website

Funny Gadgets How To News

Introducing “The Penazzle” (Vajazzling has officially jumped the shark)

Post author By web gangsta
Post date May 5, 2010

Nads for Men

Remember a few months ago when WEB WATCH WROTE ABOUT HOW TO VAJAZZLE YOUR VAJAYJAY?

Seems like since we wrote that article and Jennifer Love Hewitt continued to brag about her own vajazzle experience, a lot of women have since taken the step to make themselves prettier down there with a few extra crystals and glue – some have even resorting to using stick-on earrings.

It’s become a business unto itself to the point where an enterprising web developer even came up with their own voting website called RATE MY VAJAZZLE. Web Watch shouldn’t have to tell you that this site qualifies 100% as NSFW.

And as vajazzling has become more mainstream, comedians have started to joke more often about the vajazzle trend with such bits as THE TOP TEN REASONS TO VAJAZZLE YOUR HOOCHIE, including:

Tags How To, News, nsfw, Party Talk