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Quiz: Which Dewey Decimal System Category are YOU?

The library card catalog is an ancient system.

Remember back when you had to flip through drawer after drawer of cards, sorted by category, author, or title to figure out where on the shelf stacks the book you wanted might be, and then you had to run off to the stacks to find it?

Oh, the good old days of alphabetizing without a computer.

Do You Know Dewey?: Exploring the Dewey Decimal System
Do You Know Dewey?: Exploring the Dewey Decimal System

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Book Funny

How about some old-timey erotic literature?

Today’s world is full of nostalgia.

Everywhere you look, people are yearning for “the good old days”, such as when kids could play in the woods all day without supervision. When you could eat undercooked meat or seafood without a care in the world.

And when writers were writers.  When books were, well, real BOOKS instead of this electronic crap.

Jabberwocky
Jabberwocky

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How many people does a cannibal need to eat to survive?

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is a common phrase, but one doesn’t always stop to think about what it means.

Does it mean that you would actually eat an entire horse?  Have you ever stopped to consider whether you actually could eat the whole horse or not?  Sure, we eat a pig from the rooter to the tooter, but we don’t eat the pig all in one seating.

Cannibal! The Musical
Cannibal! The Musical

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If it sounds too good to be true, it must be made up, right?

They say that you shouldn’t believe everything that you read on the Internet.

That Wikipedia may (or may not) be the most reliable source of information out there.

It’s almost as if the Internet was designed as a way to implement the Ultimate April Fool’s Joke, just by saying to some naive friend, “hey, guess what I read online”? and having them believe you because YOU SAID IT WAS ONLINE!

Nothing false can be put online, you know.  It says so right here in this email our grandmother sent us.

Weird but True! 2: 300 Outrageous Facts
Weird but True! 2: 300 Outrageous Facts

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Poo-Pourri’s Business Plan Stinks. Here’s what they should do instead…

It’s happened to everyone.

You’ve had to go, and you’ve had to go bad – and you’re not at home where it’s typically safe to do so.

Look, everyone does it — we just don’t want to share that fact with our friends, neighbors, or family.  Web Watch was talking with a couple the other day who did not have the pleasure of living with each other before getting married.  On their honeymoon was the first time that either had experienced The Smell from the other… and she made him leave the hotel room while she took care of her business.

Ah, young love.

Poo-Pourri X-Large 8 oz bottle Original Scent bathroom toilet air freshner odor masking spray
Poo-Pourri Original Scent bathroom toilet air freshner odor masking spray

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Santa is NOT “a bit creepy”

Raise your hand if you believe in Santa Claus.

Note that Web Watch didn’t write “if you still believe”, as the word “still” implies that there’s a time when you naturally stop believing in what Santa’s all about.

Santa Costume
Santa Costume

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The best job in the world: ball washer at Ikea

You know those playgrounds with all the plastic balls in the ballpit?

Web Watch told you about how those ballpit balls were covered with feces and germs, remember?

Well, IKEA has ballpits for their younger guests.  Guess what they do?

The Truth about IKEA: The Secret Success of the World's most Popular Furniture Brand
The Truth about IKEA: The Secret Success of the World’s most Popular Furniture Brand

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Funny Travel Websites

Life in the air: Funny Airplane Pilot Stories

Not every office is as entertaining as others, but a job is only a job if you aren’t able to find some humor in it.

Some jobs lend themselves to storytelling more than others, and this is one story-filled website (and book!) that we’ve stumbled upon for your amusement.

4-Day Follies
4-Day Follies: A year in the life of an airplane pilot