And now, an ODE TO CHEST HAIR, featuring tributes to the following unwaxed and hairy:
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Category: Funny
At a party the other day, the girls were talking about various chick things, like shoes, when one of the men threw out their opinion on the current topic.
The women pounced on the opportunity, loudly proclaiming that the guy who dared voice his opinion had “lost his guy card”. The conversation quickly went badly for the men in the room as they defended their buddy’s innocuous comment.
Whether the men were successful in their defense or not is really not today’s topic – but rather, the one question left unanswered that night:
If there are at least 16 WAYS FOR A MAN TO LOSE HIS GUY CARD (give or take five or more other ways), can a woman lose her CHICK CARD? And if so, how?
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Visible Measures, a company that measures online video usage, has released a report that they’ve entitled THE MOST-VIEWED VIRAL VIDEOS OF ALL TIME.
They determined that this particular listing is the first one to compile videos solely based on being viewed more than 100,000,000 times each. Their sample size is based on 100 million different videos that appear on 150 different video sharing destinations, as opposed to just counting those videos that were viewed directly on the YouTube website. Those “embed” tags really proved their worth here.
18 videos made the list. Here are nine of them, including the top five most viewed videos:
The second Oreo Double Stuf Racing League (DSRL) competition has been held, with ten Oreo-lovers in West Palm Beach licking Oreos for money.
THE RULES FOR THE OREO LICKING COMPETITION ARE:
- Twist the cookie open
- Lick the icing in the middle clean off the cookie without breaking it (breaking the cookie will force the competitor to start over with a fresh Oreo). Competitors can not use their teeth to scrape the icing off the cookie. Tongue only.
- Dunk the cookie halves in milk and eat them
- Finish by drinking all the milk
Looking to kill about ten minutes of free time?
Why not challenge your friends and neighbors to beat your best time at ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED?
All you have to do is move your elephant through 100 different tasks on the maze-like screen.
April 23rd is TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE DAY.
It’s just like TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, but more obscure. April 23rd is Shakespeare’s birthday.
Be sure to check out the offical TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE website for suggestions and tips on how to talk like Shakespeare. Here are just a few of the things they suggest you do, to really sound like you know what Shakespeare would say today:
BROKEN PICTURE TELEPHONE is a free web-based party game, a variation of the old “Telephone” game you played as kids at a 5-year-old’s birthday party at Shakey’s Pizza back in the day.
The Telephone Game was where everyone would sit around the table, and the first person would come up with some silly tongue twister or crazy saying. They would then whisper the phrase to the person next to them, who would then have to whisper it to the person next to them, and so on and so on until the last person says whatever was whispered to them. The hope is that the original phrase will make it around the table intact, but it never seemed to work out that way.
Broken Picture Telephone (aka “BPT”) is sort of like that, but with a twist: