“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is a common phrase, but one doesn’t always stop to think about what it means.
Does it mean that you would actually eat an entire horse? Have you ever stopped to consider whether you actually could eat the whole horse or not? Sure, we eat a pig from the rooter to the tooter, but we don’t eat the pig all in one seating.
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They say that you shouldn’t believe everything that you read on the Internet.
That Wikipedia may (or may not) be the most reliable source of information out there.
It’s almost as if the Internet was designed as a way to implement the Ultimate April Fool’s Joke, just by saying to some naive friend, “hey, guess what I read online”? and having them believe you because YOU SAID IT WAS ONLINE!
Nothing false can be put online, you know. It says so right here in this email our grandmother sent us.
It’s happened to everyone.
You’ve had to go, and you’ve had to go bad – and you’re not at home where it’s typically safe to do so.
Look, everyone does it — we just don’t want to share that fact with our friends, neighbors, or family. Web Watch was talking with a couple the other day who did not have the pleasure of living with each other before getting married. On their honeymoon was the first time that either had experienced The Smell from the other… and she made him leave the hotel room while she took care of her business.
Ah, young love.
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Raise your hand if you believe in Santa Claus.
Note that Web Watch didn’t write “if you still believe”, as the word “still” implies that there’s a time when you naturally stop believing in what Santa’s all about.
You know those playgrounds with all the plastic balls in the ballpit?
Web Watch told you about how those ballpit balls were covered with feces and germs, remember?
Well, IKEA has ballpits for their younger guests. Guess what they do?
The Truth about IKEA: The Secret Success of the World’s most Popular Furniture Brand
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Not every office is as entertaining as others, but a job is only a job if you aren’t able to find some humor in it.
Some jobs lend themselves to storytelling more than others, and this is one story-filled website (and book!) that we’ve stumbled upon for your amusement.
You’re about to read a very funny story.
It involves a plane, lots of business associates, and some very unfortunate timing.
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All we can tell you is that THIS WILL BE THE FUNNIEST (albeit gross) STORY YOU’LL READ TODAY.
To tell you anything more would be ruining the joy of the storytelling. Be sure to read it out loud at your next dinner party, it’s that entertaining.
The question for Web Watch readers is: what would you do if you found yourself in that same situation? Leave your ideas and suggestions below…
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Web Watch has a number of friends who are just beginning the joy of parenthood. For them, this post is for you as your journey begins.
(For those of you considering children in the future, let this be a warning. For those of you who have already successfully raised their children, you may sit back and laugh, nodding your head with the knowledge you have gained over the years.)
