As we’re getting into party season, it’s time to ensure that you’re prepared for the worst of the worst: the holiday party hangover.
Web Watch was talking with a parent of a 17-year-old teenager the other day about their preparations for heading off to college. According to the mother, teenagers today are concerned about drinking, to the point where many are purchasing breathalyzers to use on their driving friends as a way to convince them to stay off the road.
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“What’s your sign?”, he asks you at the bar.
Sure, it’s the cheesiest line you’ve heard all night, but considering you’re about to dive into a plate of nachos, it was not the cheesiest thing you encountered yet.
It’s odd that we’ve placed so much emphasis on the zodiac or horoscope sign we were born under, that there can be that much relationship between some made up calendar and the month that our parents just happened to have had a bit too much to drink.
The Zodiac and the Salts of Salvation: Two Parts
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Whenever you visit your doctor, they’ll invariably say the same thing – “you need to lose some weight”.
It doesn’t matter how much over your percentile weight class you are, it’s as if doctors are pre-programmed to say this to every one of their patients, no matter how seemingly healthy they are.
Sure, Web Watch was told by our physician once — once, we’ll stress — that we needed to put a few pounds on to maintain a healthy equilibrium, but this was truly an exception rather than a rule.
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Some people are lucky enough to WORK FROM HOME. They think that just because they’re home all day, that really is like a vacation day and they can spend the entire time running errands or taking care of house projects under the guise of “working”.
Others take their telecommuting a bit more seriously, and end up working longer hours than their office-bound counterparts in order to retain the flexibility of maintaining a home office.
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Everybody farts.
The question is, can you catch someone else in the act? Look around the office – do you have a serial farter in your group?
Why not propose a game with your co-workers: whoever can fart the most without being caught wins the prize money. It’s a game that everyone can play!
Despicable Me 2 Banana Scented Fart Gun
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Guess how many pounds of bacteria are in your body right now.
That’s right – we said POUNDS OF BACTERIA.
Bacteria:
The Benign, the Bad, and the Beautiful
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Office bathrooms are usually a stinky, awful mess.
You have any number of people who don’t wipe down counters, pick up paper towels off the floor. And is there really a need in an adult environment to have to post a sign that says, “do not flush paper towels, they will clog the toilet”? How many people are really doing this? Who’s taking paper towels into the toilet stall in the first place? Are they really that much more comfortable than the typical office toilet paper to use? Really? REALLY?
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How many babies are circumsized in hospitals each year?
It can be a controversial conversation between new parents, to decide if circumcision is a procedure they want to put their newborn son through (if not for religious reasons). Some women say that they prefer men who have been circumsized, while other women prefer those that aren’t.
There used to be a myriad of health reasons that would default the answer to circumsize, but in today’s health-aware world, those reasons are becoming less important – and many parents are choosing not to have their children go through the circumcision process.
The Circumcision Decision:
An Unbiased Guide for Parents
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