Parents, listen up!
Remember when WEB WATCH TOLD YOU ABOUT POO in the BALL PIT? Or when we mentioned other PLAYGROUND INJURIES that you need to be aware of when your kids go out to play?
Well, guess what? There’s anotherPLAYGROUND DANGERthat Web Watch needs to share with you:
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Are you a parent of a small child or toddler?
As quite a few of Web Watch’s parental friends have found out, you aren’t a parent until you experience your child pooping during bathtime.
It happens, they say. Perfectly normal.
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Stripper names are interesting, aren’t they?
You can only imagine that there exists a Xerox sheet in the back of the bar that all new strippers go through, crossing off names as they become unavailable.
It couldn’t be as simple as this list of 700 STRIPPER NAMES, because some of the suggestions they have don’t seem to be very realistic: “Henry Poopdeck, the Sailer” is not a stripper Web Watch cares to see.
Do you remember the FRACTURED FAIRY TALES segment on the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show?
That’s where the show would tell slighty edited, oddball versions of classic stories – occasionally with a modern twist.
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Remember the old adage “nice guys finish last”?
It ends up that it’s not always true. Especially when you replace the word “nice” with “popular”. Because weren’t the most popular kids in school the nicest ones? (Don’t answer that… just go with the concept here).
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How unique is your name?
Sure, you may have replaced a “y” with an “i” (let alone decided that dotting the i with a smiley face would be “your thing”). Your parents may have given you a unique spelling of a typical name, in order to differentiate you as being “special” when you finally go off to school… much to the chagrin of those confused teachers, or the future ability for your child to every find a personalized license plate at SOUTH OF THE BORDER souvenir shop.
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Have you seen the reports from all the elementary and middle schools that are removing soda machines from their hallways?
Those communities are fed up with the amount of junk food that kids today are consuming, and they figure that if they can remove the soda machines from the classroom – that will automatically start making kids healthier.
In some regard, it ends up that those communities may be right after all.
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Parents: how much money do you leave under your child’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
Web Watch recalls that $0.50 was the norm for every tooth we lost, but we’ve heard more recent reports that the dollar value for a tooth has gone much higher today.
Before we get to the topic on hand, here’s another parent question: what do you do with all those teeth? Do you keep them? Toss them away? Make a creepy “tooth necklace” out of them? Be sure to tell us your family tooth traditions in the comments below.
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