Here’s a fun topic — get together with your significant other and ask them to make a list of FIVE PET PEEVES they have about you, and you’ll write down your own list about them.
Then you read them to each other and Laugh and Laugh and Laugh at how silly the other is…. but secretly, you loathe every single thing they told you.
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How unique is your name?
Sure, you may have replaced a “y” with an “i” (let alone decided that dotting the i with a smiley face would be “your thing”). Your parents may have given you a unique spelling of a typical name, in order to differentiate you as being “special” when you finally go off to school… much to the chagrin of those confused teachers, or the future ability for your child to every find a personalized license plate at SOUTH OF THE BORDER souvenir shop.
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Would you have sex with a stranger?
It’s a common thought, honestly. Many of you think it over almost every single minute of the day, as you’re driving in rush-hour traffic and take a casual glance at the person driving next to you. Walking down the street and getting a glance from someone at the coffee shop. Passing someone going the other direction on the escalator.
It may be a fleeting moment, but you think it – just for a second. “What if…”. And then, like that, the moment has passed and you’ve moved on with your task at hand.
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Web Watch is on Twitter. We even send tweets on occasion.
But apparently, Web Watch is a rare bird in the world of Twitter, in terms of how we use Twitter versus everybody else in the Twitterverse.
First, before we go any further – why aren’t you following Web Watch on Twitter? Go ahead and take care of that right away, we’ll wait for you…
Laurie Anderson released the song “BEAUTIFUL RED DRESS” (from her album Strange Angels) in 1989. Some of the lyrics included these lines:
well they say women shouldn’t be the president
cause they go crazy from time to time
well push my button baby here I am
yeah look out baby I’m at high tide
I’ve got a beautiful red dress
and you’d look really good standing beside it..
ok! ok! hold it! I just want to say something
you know, for every dollar a man makes a woman makes 63 cents
now, fifty years ago that was 62 cents.
so, with that kind of luck,
it’ll be the year 3,888 before we make a buck
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Fox News must really be reaching for readers.
That’s the only reason that Web Watch can even comprehend that they’d come up with this stellar, news-worthy story:
Web Watch knows a lot of women who love their pets. A lot.
We know that they dote on their pets to such a great extent, that the pets are truly part of the family – even to the extent that these women would rather spend time with their pets than go on a date.
To them, their pets will always come first.
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It should be an obvious conclusion: if you’re having lots of sex — and Web Watch is talking about you having way more sex than your peers are — then you shouldn’t be surprised if those same peers have a lower opinion of you.
Which does lead to the obvious question, if you’re not having all that extra sex with your peers — then who ARE you having all that sex with? But we digress…lets get back to the question at hand…
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