They say that people get better looking as they get older.
More specifically, men get “more distinguished” as they age, and women get more… well, old.
It’s an unfair comparison, but life can be cruel.
And mean.
And hurtful.
And truthful.
Have you ever wanted to set a Guinness World Record?
Web Watch has offered other World Record suggestions in the past, but there’s something to be said for carving out your own niche category and making it your own.
In other words, to guarantee success, you should attempt something that nobody else would even think of trying.
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Maybe you’ve been one of the lucky ones thus far. You’ve never nicked yourself… down there… with a razor.
Yet.
But that all could be about to change, if a recent trend of specific emergency room visits is any indication.
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Guys – have you ever felt, you know, “not so fresh”… down there?
Seriously, Web Watch couldn’t believe the conversation that a buddy of ours was telling about a friend of his who uses a POWDER-FILLED SOCK to apply GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER to, well, just about everything (if you know what we mean).
Apparently this dude has a knotted up tube sock that he just swings around, flapping powder where he needs it most, in all those hard-to-get-at places.
We can only imagine the cloud of dust that lingers all over his bathroom floor.
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If you’ve ever been sick while on vacation, you know what a horrible experience it can be. Trust Web Watch on this, as we spent 2 miserable days holed up in our Disney hotel room on one vacation to the Happiest Place on Earth, unable to leave the relative comfort of the room for any length of time.
Yeah, it wasn’t pretty.
And if you’ve ever been sick while on a cruise ship where you don’t even have the luxury of finding a place to escape like you would have the opportunity to do if you were on land, then you can take the Web Watch Disney experience and multiply that by 100.
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This year’s flu season seems to be a bit out of control, so everyone is looking for ways to stay as healthy as possible given the circumstances.
Some people are just working from home for weeks on end while the funk runs through their office co-workers. Others are keeping their kids home from school or daycare for the same reason – which is a shock to everyone that there are people who will actually keep their kids out of school for illness reasons!
There’s the over-reliance on anti-bacterial products, using a tissue-wrapped pen to punch your ATM code into the machine, doing everything one can think of to avoid touching any potentially unclean surface that may be contaminated with another person’s germs.
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Men and women begin their mating dance by being attracted first to physical traits of their potential partner. Long-term committment comes from everything else that’s attached to those physical traits.
But that does leave one unanswered question: are specific types of people attracted to specific body types?
“First base, second base, third base, home. Around the bases we will roam.”
So goes the chant from the Little League players in the movie The Bad News Bears.
Little did they know that they weren’t that far from the truth about how difficult it can be to “run the bases”, as it were, once they got a little older and into the collegiate and post-collegiate dating scene.
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