Business Insider is reporting a disturbing new trend in employee response to the current economy: DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES ARE POOPING AROUND THE OFFICE.
Merrill Lynch spokespeople are not confirming this, but employees are reporting that they found a turd in the stairwell of the New York bank headquarters last week.
Nobody has come forward to claim ownership of the poo.
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Glamour Magazine recently reported the RESULTS OF A SURVEY THAT ASKED 1,000 WOMEN ABOUT THEIR BATHROOM (and other gross) HABITS.
Why would they do this? Because after Kelly Clarkson admitted that she pees in the shower, peeing in the shower became the “it” thing to do.
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At a party the other day, the girls were talking about various chick things, like shoes, when one of the men threw out their opinion on the current topic.
The women pounced on the opportunity, loudly proclaiming that the guy who dared voice his opinion had “lost his guy card”. The conversation quickly went badly for the men in the room as they defended their buddy’s innocuous comment.
Whether the men were successful in their defense or not is really not today’s topic – but rather, the one question left unanswered that night:
If there are at least 16 WAYS FOR A MAN TO LOSE HIS GUY CARD (give or take five or more other ways), can a woman lose her CHICK CARD? And if so, how?
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Post Modern Barney has compiled the WORST PLOT SUMMARIES EVER WRITTEN, and summed up a few dozen movies and books into bite-size nuggets.
The twist is that these are not your traditional plot summaries, but rather a synopsis of the more lurid details of the story. Unfortunately, many of the hundreds of commenters on the original post think that the idea is to write about how the story ends. This is not always the case.
I’ll give you the plot summary, all you have to do is guess the name of the story it came from. Click the link for the answers.
The Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy published a study by Aniruddha Das entitled “MASTURBATION IN THE US” that says that people aren’t enjoying themselves as much as others might think they are. What’s the old joke – “Those who say they aren’t doing it are lying?”
Sociologists from the University of Chicago’s Department of Sociology and Population Research Center asked 3,116 Americans how often they pleasured themselves over the previous 12 months. Here is a little bit of what they found:
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A while ago we posted a GUESS THE CD game, where players would have to guess the name of the CD based on the track listing that you provide.
Here’s a variation on the theme: guessing the song based on the listing provided in the BMG Music Catalog sales brochure.
You don’t remember the BMG (or Columbia House) Music Club?
<old man voice>Yeah, I remember when we had to purchase our music the old-fashioned way, through the mail. We’d have to go through a magazine listing and select the CDs, albums, audio cassettes, or 8-track tapes that we’d like to purchase; send in a postcard with a penny taped to it; and in 4-to-6 weeks, a package would arrive containing our selections… and we’d be lucky if they got the shipment right, or if they were in original packaging instead of being labeled as “special to Columbia House”. We didn’t have any of this new-fangled instant over the Internet-get the music instantly kind of crap. We had to work at getting our music. And we liked it.</old man voice>
April 23rd is TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE DAY.
It’s just like TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, but more obscure. April 23rd is Shakespeare’s birthday.
Be sure to check out the offical TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE website for suggestions and tips on how to talk like Shakespeare. Here are just a few of the things they suggest you do, to really sound like you know what Shakespeare would say today:
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BROKEN PICTURE TELEPHONE is a free web-based party game, a variation of the old “Telephone” game you played as kids at a 5-year-old’s birthday party at Shakey’s Pizza back in the day.
The Telephone Game was where everyone would sit around the table, and the first person would come up with some silly tongue twister or crazy saying. They would then whisper the phrase to the person next to them, who would then have to whisper it to the person next to them, and so on and so on until the last person says whatever was whispered to them. The hope is that the original phrase will make it around the table intact, but it never seemed to work out that way.
Broken Picture Telephone (aka “BPT”) is sort of like that, but with a twist:
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