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How to tell if the woman across the room is single or not

Mystery MethodYou’re at a crowded bar or party where you don’t know anybody.  You’re interested in using this as an opportunity to find someone new to date, but don’t want to blow your confidence by asking every lady in the room if they’re single or not.

So HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THE WOMAN ACROSS THE ROOM IS SINGLE OR NOT?  Here are some signs to look for:

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A Russian woman gave birth to 69(!) children… and other surprising statistics

Sex in AmericaA Russian woman set the record for having birthed the most children in her 27 pregnancies: 69.  The brood included sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets.

And that’s just the first of 10 SURPRISING SEXUAL STATISTICS that LiveScience has tracked down for those of us at Web Watch.  The other nine include these gems:

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Want the ultimate Disney Wedding package? It’s exclusive, one-of-a-kind, and costs $198,000

Disney Fairytale Wedding MusicIf you’ve dreamed of having the ULTIMATE DISNEY WEDDING, EXCLUSIVE AND MADE JUST FOR YOU, then WALT DISNEY WORLD and SAM’S CLUB has the deal for you:

The first person to send a wire transfer of $198,000 on November 18th, 2009 gets a phenomenal wedding package.  How exclusive is this offer?  Some of what is being offered is not available at all under any circumstances.

The package includes:

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I Just Made Love…but where? (insert Bob Eubanks joke here)

Newlywed GameFinally, the answer to that perennial Newlywed Game question can be proven once and for all.

“Where is the most interesting place you’ve ever made whoopee?”

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Funny News

What’s the Cheesiest Pick-Up Line You’ve Used… that worked?

Pick Up LinesWhat’s the cheesiest pick-up line that you’ve ever used… that actually worked?

We all know the old standards never do:

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“Did it hurt?  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“Want to go back to my place and do all the things I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?”

And we know that women most often say that “Hi” is the most effective pick-up line.  But honestly – that’s no fun at all.

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Want to Stop Global Warming? Stop Having Sex.

Global Warming Resource KitThe LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS has put together a report entitled Fewer Emitters, Lower Emissions, Less Cost that draws what should be an obvious conclusion:

Global warming isn’t an environmental thing, or a byproduct solely due to advanced technology or corporate carbon emissions.

Global warming is due to there being too many damn people in the world.  More people means more manufacturing and excessive gas or bad breath all contributing harm to the environment.

Their solution?  Stop breeding.

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Survey Says: Teen Pregnancy and Religion Go Hand-in-Hand

Pregnant NunA recent survey in the Journal of Reproductive Health says that there is a DIRECT CORRELATION BETWEEN RELIGIOUS UPBRINGING AND A HIGHER LEVEL OF TEEN PREGNANCIES.

The study is entitled “Religiosity and Teen Birth Rate in the United States“.

For this report, the CDC took data from two different studies – one on the levels of teen birth rates, and the other on a religion spread across the US.

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How To Internet

How To Write the Perfect Online Dating Message

Online Dating for the Computer ShyOne of the more popular – and free – online dating sites, OK CUPID, wants to be sure that you are able to land the date that you’re trying to get.

It makes their site more helpful, and drives more traffic to them.  Can’t blame them for trying.

So after analyzing over 500,000 “first contact” messages that passed through their site, here’s OK CUPID’S TOP SEVEN TIPS FOR LANDING THAT FIRST DATE.

In other words, follow these rules and maybe your first message to that potential new BFF may actually get a reply.  Be sure to click through to the OK Cupid site for all the detailed charts, graphs, and percentages: