Web Watch knows a lot of women who love their pets. A lot.
We know that they dote on their pets to such a great extent, that the pets are truly part of the family – even to the extent that these women would rather spend time with their pets than go on a date.
To them, their pets will always come first.
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Web Watch has seen some pretty stinky office bathrooms, both literally and figuratively.
There was one office bathroom where you had to get the key from the receptionist at the front desk, as locking the door was the only way to keep non-employees from using a bathroom that they weren’t supposed to have access to. We’re sure the receptionist didn’t like knowing each individual’s bathroom habits any more than we liked having to share them with her.
There was the office restroom that didn’t have any stall doors.
The bathroom that perpetually smelled like rotten fish.
And then there was the building that had a serial pooper. Every two weeks or so, a stranger would wander into the building and spread feces all over the men’s and women’s restrooms. This went on for about three months, until security was finally able to identify the mentally-challenged person and have them taken to a location that could help them.
So when Web Watch says that we know a bad office bathroom situation when we see – or smell – one, believe it.
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Everyone likes to think of themselves as a good driver.
So ask your friends the next time you’re at a party: how many people have ever gotten into an accident? Caused an accident? Gotten a speeding ticket?
Got the speeding ticket for the highest speed over the limit?
You’d be surprised to hear all these driving horror stories from your friends, yet they would still consider themselves “good drivers”.
How surprised should you be? If your friends are anything like those in a recent survey – 99% of those surveyed all believe that they’re good drivers.
And yet there are a lot of idiots out on the road. We can’t all be great drivers, can we?
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Everybody has a nickname.
And as Howard learned on THE BIG BANG THEORY, nicknames are usually assigned to you rather than something that you come up with yourself. His nickname, if you hadn’t heard, is “Froot Loop”.
A question for all the parents who read Web Watch: how much money do you pay your kids in an allowance?
One would think this would be a simply question to answer, but it’s really a bit more complicated than one would think.
Are you the type of parent who pays an allowance to their children, no matter what? Or do you only pay an allowance as payment for specific jobs being done around the house?
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We all have heard about young couples getting married straight out of high school, 18-year-olds who just KNOW that the person they’re marrying is The One for them.
And then there’s the Doug Hutchinsonand Courtney Stodden wedding, where the then 16-year-old Courtney married the 51-year-old actor. And while there is a significant age difference between Doug and Courtney, we can say that their love has outlasted at least one Kardashian marriage. So they do have that going for them.
But you should recall that when Courtney and Doug got hitched, there was a huge public outcry over not just their age difference, but also how Courtney’s mother gave permission for her 16-year-old daughter to go through with the marriage in the first place.
Look, if it was true love, Courtney and Doug could have waited two more years until she turned 18. Then, while still having a little bit of the creepy factor, it would at least be a legal union between adults rather than an arrangement with a minor (albeit one with parental approval).
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Elton John probably said it best: “sad songs say so much”.
We all have our own “go to” music that we listen to whenever we’re going through a difficult time. Some use music to help reinforce one’s feelings; others use music to get the listener to a certain emotional level.
It’s no secret that there are “happy” songs; heck, we all thrive on toe-tapping hits that make us feel good.
But there is a market, a need for “sad” songs as well.
When was the last time that your neighbors called the police on you?
It could be for anything, really. But generally speaking, Web Watch has found that neighborhood police involvement typically revolves around an abuse of noise levels in the area.
Loud parties, loud music, loud fights. All are fairly common complaints.
But loud sex? That’s a different story altogether, isn’t it?