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TV

What is the worst joke ever written?

What’s the worst joke ever written?

Henny Youngman could write a book about ’em.

Comedy, like many thinks in life, is subjective.  What’s funny to one person is definitely not funny to someone else.  Sometimes it’s not the line that’s said, but the way it’s being presented.  Mimes can be funny without saying a word.

Kids’ jokes are inherently not funny in and of themselves, but sometimes it’s amusing to hear children tell jokes that are clearly meant for an adult audience.

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Internet

Top Phrases that Parents Search on Google For

Parenting can be tough, and parenting with the Internet can be even tougher.

It’s not because the Internet can’t help you be a better parent, but it’s the sheer volume of information – many of it conflicting, and much of it at the touch of your fingertips – that makes it difficult.

Before, parents would rely on a single reference book, or the advice of their own friends or parents for advice on how to raise a child or whether their child is advancing properly.

But now?  It’s a whole new world.

Parenting with Google: Instant Advice on Raising Teenagers
Parenting with Google: Instant Advice on Raising Teenagers

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10 Things food

What to eat before sex; what NOT to eat before sex

Some people don’t like to have sex after having a huge meal of pasta and beer.

“I’m too bloated, I feel fat. Don’t look at me.  <urp>”, they’ll say.

Others go out of their way to pile on a romantic dinner of strawberries, oysters, chocolate, and champagne, hoping to get their partner “into the mood”.

The question here is, IS EITHER PERSON RIGHT?

Food, Sex And Peace of Mind: What A Woman Needs To Know To Keep A Man
Food, Sex And Peace of Mind:
What A Woman Needs To Know To Keep A Man

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10 Things

10 Things Most Likely to Harm Your Cat

How much money have you spent on your pets on doctor care over the years?

Some people would rather spend that health money on their cats than they would for themselves.  Their cat is just as much a member of the family as a child, and worth every penny.

Cat Owners Home Veterinary Handbook
Cat Owners Home Veterinary Handbook

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How To Travel

How the weather will affect your commute

What’s your daily commute looking like these days?

If you’re like most people, your commute is in the 15-30 minute range.  Most people want to live near where they work in order to maximize their home time and not spend their day merely sitting in their car in traffic.

The 2-Second Commute: Join the Exploding Ranks of Freelance Virtual Assistants
The 2-Second Commute:
Join the Exploding Ranks of Freelance Virtual Assistants

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How To

What your urine color says about you

We all know the common diet theory of drinking eight glasses of water a day. (We’ve heard variations on this that say that eight glasses is a misnomer, and you need to take your weight and divide that by 2 to give you the number of ounces of water to drink a day).

Regardless, you’re still drinknig a ton of water, no matter how you cut it.

But every body is different, so how do you know if you’re drinking enough water at all?

Color My Bath Whiz Kids 100-Piece Potty Training Tablets
Color My Bath Whiz Kids 100-Piece Potty Training Tablets

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10 Things How To Internet

20 Pitch Phrases practically guaranteed to lead to Kickstarter Success

How’s your Kickstarter campaign coming along?

Are you struggling against the deadline, or do you think you’ll end up refunding all the money back to the contributors?

Any shark will tell you, it’s a tough sell to create an online pitch and successfully convince strangers to give you money for a product that may or may not be what they’re looking for.

Kickstarter for Dummies
Kickstarter for Dummies

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How To

What do football and underwear have in common?

Web Watch was chatting with a friend the other day who happens to run their business from home.

Part of their job involves meeting with clients, often at their homes at various times of day.  Hey, not everyone has an office job, but that doesn’t mean that it’s not a job.

So they said that one thing that often happens to them — and they stressed the word “often” — was that their clients would take the meeting in their underwear.  Or their spouse would walk into the room in their tighty-whiteys.

DC Comics Women's Heroines Super Powers Panties
DC Comics Women’s Heroines Super Powers Panties