Drunk voicemail messages can be funny.
Well, perhaps not for the person leaving them – but for the person receiving them? Hilarious.
Now, the ones that get posted onto the Internet may or may not be staged. They may or may not be fake. Ones that include a note of “hey, leave me a message at ###” are almost definitely fake, one would think.
‘Cause if it’s a real drunk voicemail, then you went ahead and posted your actual real-for-real phone number? That’s one of those THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T POST ON THE INTERNET.
Ah well. True love is blind.
Continue reading VIDEO FUN: DRUNK GIRL VOICEMAIL
Planning what to wear for a wedding can be stressful enough — the dress, the shoes, the reception shoes, the post-reception shoes, the pre-party outfits, the hair and makeup outfit, etc.
But can you believe what the bride doesn’t panic about?
Continue reading SURVEY: BRIDES AREN’T WEARING MATCHING UNDERWEAR ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT
How many weddings do you expect to attend this year?
If you’re at the age where all your friends are getting married seemingly every other weekend all summer long, perhaps you should think again about saying “yes” to every RSVP that comes your way.
Putting on a wedding can be costly, as everyone knows. But attending a wedding has costs of its own.
Continue reading AVERAGE COST OF ATTENDING A WEDDING: $539
They say that all the really unusual news stories only happen in Florida.
Texas may begin to disagree, especially after what Judge Biery ruled in his recent decision in the case of 35 BAR AND GRILLE, LLC (plaintiffs) vs THE CITY OF SAN ANTONIO in what is officially being called the CASE OF THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY BIKINI TOP v THE (MORE) ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY PASTIE.
Continue reading BEST LEGAL RULING EVER: THE CASE OF THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY BIKINI TOP
How about a show of hands: how many Web Watch readers have had some sort of breast augmentation surgery?
Okay, next question: how happy are you with your new breasts?
Continue reading GUESS HOW MANY WOMEN LOVE THEIR BREAST IMPLANTS?
Survey time: raise your hand if you’ve NEVER HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
Thought so – there aren’t a lot of you out there who’ve never gone that route at some point in your previous life. Yes, even those single-night hookups with your best friend’s roommate’s cousin who you see every year as they drive across the country on vacation and needed a place to crash, counts.
Continue reading HOW TO HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND
Do you remember Isaac Lamb? Web Watch told you about him last year when he did a fantastic LIP DUB music video to Bruno Mars’ MARRY YOU as a wedding proposal for his girlfriend Amy Frankel.
Go ahead, click that link so you can remember what we’re talking about. We’ll join you after the jump, and you’ve had a moment to grab a tissue.
Continue reading WEB WATCH FOLLOWUP: BRUNO MARS LIP-DUB PROPOSAL SAYS YES TO LOVE
Remember when WEB WATCH told you about the PERFECT AGE DIFFERENCE FOR DATING?
Apparently, that’s a bunch of hooey, depending on who you talk with.
Continue reading JUST WHAT EVERY 78-YEAR-OLD MAN NEEDS: AN 18-YEAR-OLD WIFE
Web Watch has reported it before, that SIZE DOES MATTER to women.
And yet, with all the empirical evidence surrounding us every day – such as women continually telling men this — scientists continue to do research on this allegedly very important topic.
Continue reading SCIENCE PROVES WHAT WOMEN HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG: SIZE DOES MATTER
Ever since Robert Heinlein popularized the phrase TANSTAAFL (There Ain’t No Such Thing as a Free Lunch) in his popular sci-fi novel The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, people everywhere have been trying to prove otherwise.
Especially in today’s litigious world, with McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuits and empowered/privilege-seeking children who demand a blue ribbon just for showing up at school that day – folks need to learn that eventually karma can come back to bite you.
You may be getting a free meal now, but at what future cost?
Continue reading WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A FREE MEAL? (A CHALLENGE AWAITS…)
They say that there are three things that one should expect to consider as The Most Important Expenses in your lifetime: a new car, a new home, and your first wedding.
(Kids, naturally, are also an expense over time — but that’s an expense that returns love and so much more, so Web Watch will leave that one out of this discussion.)
Continue reading WHAT DOES THE AVERAGE WEDDING COST?
Web Watch, like many of you, have seen our share of weddings and divorces from friends and family.
We’ve seen friends move from casually dating, to serious dating, to getting engaged and more. Web Watch knows one person who’s had three weddings in 10 years time.
Some people just like being married, it seems. Continue reading TOP REASONS WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T RUSH INTO MARRIAGE
What’s the age difference between you and your current partner?
Are you one who likes your spouse to be a little bit older than you are, or perhaps a little younger?
Times have past since our parents’ generation, where it was not unusual to marry your high school sweetheart, someone who you graduated with in the same class. Or even those times when your soulmate was just one year ahead or behind you.
Continue reading WHAT’S THE PERFECT AGE GAP WHILE DATING?
Presenting, today’s obligatory PI DAY posting.
Today is March 14th, or 3.14 (“pi”, if you haven’t already figured this out).
Catch up on all your PI DAY-related posts here on Web Watch:
They say that women look best when they just awake in the morning, all tussled and rubbing that sleepy eye crud off their faces.
But fantasy women? That’s a different story.
Continue reading PORN ACTRESSES WITHOUT MAKEUP