If there is one thing that 20 years of AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS has taught us, it’s that watching other people get hit in the nuts is not only funny to watch, but it’s also potentially worth some money.
Heck, Johnny Knoxville and gang made two movies and at least three different TV shows that pretty much focused on figuring out different ways to hit each other in the balls on a regular basis.
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The most common answer to “What do you put in a toaster”? is “toast”.
That’s wrong. Toast is what you get out of a toaster after you put bread in.
So how do you know if you’re losing your mind or just aren’t thinking straight?
You could take this test, developed for World Alzheimer’s Day, to see how much you know about ALZHEIMER’S FACTS AND MYTHS, or you could take the DEMENTIA SCREENING SURVEY, an 8-question quiz that can help you determine the difference between dementia and mere forgetfulness… or you can read on for a number of fun games and tests that you can share with others.
AWARENESS TEST: How many times does the team in white pass the basketball?
Those of you who have been following Web Watch for a long time should be familiar with how much we enjoyed the FANTASY FILM LEAGUE when it was around a few years ago – and how sad we were when FFL (that’s “Fantasy Film League” talk) went away due to prior/more important commitments by the site owners.
Well, Web Watch has just received notice from Mr Smith that the Fantasy Film League will be returning in March 2010. So be sure to set your browser alarm clocks to return to the FFL home and stake your claim on being the most awesome movie producer ever.
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What’s the cheesiest pick-up line that you’ve ever used… that actually worked?
We all know the old standards never do:
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Want to go back to my place and do all the things I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?”
And we know that women most often say that “Hi” is the most effective pick-up line. But honestly – that’s no fun at all.
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If you are like Web Watch, you probably have shelf upon shelf of books all around the house.
Books stacked in corners, piled away in boxes, placed on nightstands.
Books are good things to have around… but sometimes you end up with tons of books that you just don’t need anymore. Maybe you’ve outgrown them, maybe you just don’t need to keep that series of Tom Clancy novels “just in case” you decide to read them again.
Sure you could sell them for $0.25 each at a neighborhood garage sale (if you’re lucky enough to get that much for them), or you could donate the books to a local library or assisted-living facility.
But Web Watch has a better idea: try selling your books online.
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At least now we know the reason for those hundreds upon hundreds of spam-emails we receive every day.
Sure, we knew the spammers were making money (or they wouldn’t be doing it), but now we have a better idea of exactly how profitable spamming can be, if you have the right product to sell.
Try $4,000 a day, or more.
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In case you were wondering about whether you should get a tattoo or not, you might want to take a look at these 20 TATTOOS YOU DON’T WANT TO GET IF YOU’RE A GIRL.
And yes, all the usual suspects are here, including:
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PAUL DICKSON KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING DRUNK.
He knows the difference between being “blotto” and simply being “in the weeds”.
He’s run the gamut from “Feng schwasted” to “eating dirt”.
No, he hasn’t actually been that drunk… at least, not as far as Web Watch is aware of… but Paul Dickson can say that he has written the authoritative book on the subject with DRUNK: THE DEFINITIVE DICTIONARY, listing 2,964 different terms for being wasted out of your mind on wine, beer, or liquor.