Are you tattooed or considering getting a tattoo?
If so, you may want to read about WHAT YOUR TATTOO SAYS ABOUT YOU.
First, you need to take into account WHERE on your body you have decided to get the tattoo.
Category: Funny
The best thing about checking into some of the newer, higher-end hotels is that they really are promoting their “high-thread count linens” or “superior mattresses” (which some hotels will even sell to you at the end of your stay, if you absolutely loved your mattress so much that you just had to take it home with you).
The Radisson chain, for example, is promoting that they have the SLEEPNUMBER bed. The last time I stayed at a Radisson, I didn’t find the SleepNumber Bed that remarkable, especially since the maid had lodged the controller between the bedframe and the headboard amongst all the evil hotel room dustbunnies that never seem to get vacuumed up.
Ew.
Perhaps if I had tried the bed at the SleepNumber store at the mall, like everyone else does, I would have had a better night’s sleep.
Google, being a company based on computers and data centers and other electronic stuff, is often asked about how energy-efficient they are.
After all, Google’s mantra is “Don’t Be Evil”.
So Google engineers did some number crunching and DETERMINED HOW MUCH ENERGY A GOOGLE SEARCH TAKES as related to the amount of CO2 that is generated.
A few months ago, Web Watch posted a compilation of parodies of various Saturday Night Live Digital Shorts done by The Lonely Island folks (Andy Samburg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone, with help from Justin Timberlake and friends).
Here are a few more:
FATHER LOVER
I’M ON A BOAT
Having extremely large genitals causes all sorts of issues. Issues that are worth writing a song about, apparently. Not the least of which is that it causes one to pee for 43 minutes.
Watch the video to find out what other problems one may have if one were to suffer from that affliction.
Business Insider is reporting a disturbing new trend in employee response to the current economy: DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES ARE POOPING AROUND THE OFFICE.
Merrill Lynch spokespeople are not confirming this, but employees are reporting that they found a turd in the stairwell of the New York bank headquarters last week.
Nobody has come forward to claim ownership of the poo.
A few months ago, Web Watch presented the TOP 20 MALE POSES SEEN ON FACEBOOK, but that appears to be just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to stereotypical Facebook photos and poses.
Urban Dictionary even has a definition for “Facebook Pose”: An “I look so good from this angle” pose that people pull when someone is taking a picture of them that is likely to appear on facebook. Such pictures are usually taken at a concert/party/club, and are posted for no reason other than to make people appear successful popular and like they have a life.
Here are the SIX MOST COMMON FACEBOOK PHOTOS:
Sometimes a family portrait is just a picture.
And sometimes, a family portrait can be something much, much more entertaining for others, especially when commenting is turned on so you can mock anonymously.
Continuing in the line of websites that will probably be turned into yet another major web-to-book deal (where you will be kicking yourself for not coming up with the concept first), check out AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS for a look at some family photos that are, well, awkward.