Maybe you’ve been one of the lucky ones thus far. You’ve never nicked yourself… down there… with a razor.
Yet.
But that all could be about to change, if a recent trend of specific emergency room visits is any indication.
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Guys – have you ever felt, you know, “not so fresh”… down there?
Seriously, Web Watch couldn’t believe the conversation that a buddy of ours was telling about a friend of his who uses a POWDER-FILLED SOCK to apply GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER to, well, just about everything (if you know what we mean).
Apparently this dude has a knotted up tube sock that he just swings around, flapping powder where he needs it most, in all those hard-to-get-at places.
We can only imagine the cloud of dust that lingers all over his bathroom floor.
While most any story about pee can be amusing, there are times when pee is not a laughing matter.
There are any number of reasons why adult men would suffer from occasional incontinence, or just can’t stop the post-pee drip from appearing on the outside of their khaki pants — and that usually happens immediately before an important business meeting where you have to stand in front of the company board and make a formal presentation.
And all you can think about is “are they looking at my pee stain”?
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The number one reason women hate men
Perhaps “hate” is too strong of a word here. There are plenty of reasons why some women hate men in general or the man that they’re with currently. And “hate” may just be “annoyed by” in reality, and it could be a momentary, fleeting feeling rather than something a bit more uncontrollable.
So let’s rephrase the question a bit.
Can you guess what the number one reason women are jealous of men about?
If you’ve ever been sick while on vacation, you know what a horrible experience it can be. Trust Web Watch on this, as we spent 2 miserable days holed up in our Disney hotel room on one vacation to the Happiest Place on Earth, unable to leave the relative comfort of the room for any length of time.
Yeah, it wasn’t pretty.
And if you’ve ever been sick while on a cruise ship where you don’t even have the luxury of finding a place to escape like you would have the opportunity to do if you were on land, then you can take the Web Watch Disney experience and multiply that by 100.
The CDC says that the number one method you have at your disposal to prevent getting the flu this season is to wash your hands on a regular basis.
But apparently, Americans just don’t like to listen to common sense.
Do you have a “pee buddy”?
We’re not talking about a person that you feel comfortable enough with to not mind heading off to the bathroom at the same time with (ladies, we’re talking to you on this one).
No, we’re talking a really true friend.
Web Watch readers are a fairly open-minded, social bunch of folks.
You all like hanging out together, meeting new people. But it does bring up one vital question: what’s the difference between “hanging out with a friend” and “being on a date”?