Everyone knows that women mature faster than men do.
Whether it be obvious in that 5th grade health class where everybody learns about the upcoming puberty changes, or the way girls advance in Honors classes through school while boys are still sitting in the back of the classroom figuring out who farted — women have proven over and over to be more advanced than their yearly age would attest to.
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Web Watch has covered a variety of stories about how women feel about width, length, and girth of their favorite boy toys in the past.
Isn’t it about time to get the man’s perspective on the same topic?
Why not?
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Who doesn’t like fast food?
First, it’s fast. Convenience plays a big part of the equation here. Have you ever noticed that you can get a burger in a few seconds at your local fast food burger joint, but asking them for a salad kinda throws the staff for a loop?
“wha? salad? uh, where do we have the salad fridge? Where’s the list of dressings? Sorry – we ran out of the one salad we had prepared, would you mind waiting 20 minutes while we defrost one from the freezer for you? You want fries while you wait? We got those right here for ya…”
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Do you suffer from any health conditions that you can’t explain?
Have you tried absolutely everything that’s available over-the-counter, to no avail?
Perhaps, Web Watch reader, the issue isn’t something that can be solved with a Little Yellow Pill, but rather by changing your underwear.
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How often do you check your Twitter feeds or Facebook account?
Do you check it once a day? A few times a week? Once or twice a month?
Or are you one of those people ADDICTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA to the point where your phone is in constant danger of running out of battery because you’re continually online and checking in with everyone you’ve ever known?
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It’s a well-worn comedic observation: women just take forever in the bathroom, getting ready.
Maybe that explains why we always see women driving down the highway in morning commuter traffic, still putting on their makeup with their hair in rollers, if only to save themselves an extra 10-15 minutes of sleep.
Why do their beauty regime at home in front of a mirror when you can do the same thing driving at 75 MPH while weaving in and out of traffic?
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Should you take the elevator, or should you take the stairs?
This is really a first-world problem, but one that many people have to face every day. Sometimes it is just easier to take the elevator than it is to take the stairs, no question.
But “easier” isn’t always the best answer.
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Web Watch has reported it before, that SIZE DOES MATTER to women.
And yet, with all the empirical evidence surrounding us every day – such as women continually telling men this — scientists continue to do research on this allegedly very important topic.
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