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How many people does a cannibal need to eat to survive?

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is a common phrase, but one doesn’t always stop to think about what it means.

Does it mean that you would actually eat an entire horse?  Have you ever stopped to consider whether you actually could eat the whole horse or not?  Sure, we eat a pig from the rooter to the tooter, but we don’t eat the pig all in one seating.

Cannibal! The Musical
Cannibal! The Musical

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How to French Kiss

Kissing is one of those “first memories” that everyone carries around with them.

Take a moment, and think back to your First Kiss.  Is it something you think back fondly of? Or regretfully?

Was it kinda romantic, like in 16 Candles?  Or was it in the back of a coat closet while all your friends were outside chanting “kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!”?

Some first kisses come with a ton of anxiety – what’s it like, are we doing it right?

Look, everyone has to start somewhere, and the First of anything is really not going to be performed with any spectacularity.

French Kiss
French Kiss

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10 Tips to Lose Weight and Stay Fit that ANYONE can do

We all need to eat less and exercise more.  That’s the basic principle behind losing weight and getting in shape.

For some, getting a Fitbit or similar is the catalyst they need to get their 10,000 steps a day – and if that’s the ONLY thing you’re attempting to do compared to your old habits, then that’s a step in the right direction.  Pun intended.

FitBit ZIP
Fitbit ZIP

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Where to Pee during Mardis Gras

If you’ve ever been to Mardis Gras – or any large scale drinking festival – then you know how hard it is to find a place to use the bathroom

Web Watch remembers one large festival with lines 30 minutes long for the porta-potties.  Men were bypassing the relative privacy of the portajohns and were using the tree and weed-lined fence to take care of business.

We overheard a potentially horrible situation when one man apparently dropped his keys into the muck.  His buddy shouted over, “dude – just leave ’em”.  It’s stories like this that make you want to know…. the rest of the story.

Mardis Gras Porta-Potty
Mardis Gras Porta-Potty

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How doctors and nurses unknowingly spread infections

Web Watch has already told you about one way that DOCTORS AND NURSES SPREAD INFECTIONS, just by wearing their scrubs outside of the office.

(Remember, if you see a medical professional in front of you at the Starbucks and they’re wearing scrubs, they could have just come out of an infected surgical area and haven’t bothered to change. Ewww.)

But there’s ANOTHER WAY THAT DOCTORS AND OTHER MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS SPREAD DISEASE, and you may not be aware of it…

3M Littmann Cardiology III Stethoscope
3M Littmann Cardiology III Stethoscope

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Happy cows are milk-producing cows

They say that when people are happy at work, they become more productive employees.

Happy life, happy wife indeed.

But can the same be true for animals?  If you believe what’s going on with cows these days, then maybe you’ll change your tune.

Lamaze Musical Cow
Lamaze Musical Cow

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How to make a guaranteed Oscar-winning film

How hard can it be to make an Academy Award winning film?

Lots of people have Oscar awards.  Some are honorary, others are earned.  Some are from the National Academy, others are from regional or state Acadamies.  Still, no matter how it’s obtained, an Oscar is an Oscar.

Not an Oscar Award(Not) An Academy Award

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How many bodies can a cemetery hold?

There’s one thing that’s a given in life, they say: death and taxes.

And if you’re lucky, you won’t ever have to pay taxes.

But everybody is going to die sometime, and the question you should ask is what do you plan on doing with your body when you’re gone?  Are you a burial person?  A cremation person?

Not everybody is going to have their ashes sprinked into the water on the it’s a small world ride at Walt Disney World (we know it’s happened), or packed into a firework and blown up in a celebratory display, or made into a diamond.

A Cemetery Should Be Forever
A Cemetery Should Be Forever