It should be an obvious conclusion: if you’re having lots of sex — and Web Watch is talking about you having way more sex than your peers are — then you shouldn’t be surprised if those same peers have a lower opinion of you.
Which does lead to the obvious question, if you’re not having all that extra sex with your peers — then who ARE you having all that sex with? But we digress…lets get back to the question at hand…
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Bachelors, have you ever wondered why you’re going deeper and deeper into debt while your married friends seem to always be buying the latest cars, houses, or electronics?
It’s not because of the “Marriage Tax” or the deductions that their brood of kids gives them.
No, it’s because those married men aren’t wasting their financial resources on dating. Sure, there are other monetary obligations that arise from a serious relationship, but overall you can expect that you’ll spend less money when you’re devoted to a single woman than you will when you’re hounddogging around town after every piece of tail that’s out there.
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We all know that the Modern Man doesn’t buy underwear.
At least, the Modern Man doesn’t buy any new underwear. They just stick with the briefs or boxers that their mom last bought for them as they headed off to college, and then proceed to wear them until the waistband separates from the cool cotton comfort.
No elastic? No problem!
There’s a reason why many rock stars on tour have “3-pack of underwear, assorted colors” on their concert rider. It’s easier to have a fresh pair handed to you by a complete stranger rather than ask them to do your traveling laundry while you’re on stage.
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Web Watch loves good music video parodies – especially ones that have a message.
Here’s one song that an online commenter had this to say:
FINALLY! A SONG ABOUT BEING GAY and…desiring love…WITHOUT IT SOUNDING LIKE crap.
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They say that the best way to meet someone is to take your dog for a walk at the park.
Or borrow a friend’s dog, and take the dog for a walk at the park.
Or hang out at the Humane Society, taking the puppies out for a walk at the park.
(See the trend here, folks?)
The secret – obviously – is to get a dog, and let that be your way to introduce yourself to the ladies or the guys. Who can resist puppies?
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Web Watch has two questions for you today:
The qualifier portion of these questions are really that “close” and “personal” portion. Everybody has dozens of acquaintances, people you know peripherally.
Friends of friends.
Spouses of friends.
Folks you see at the bar / soccer field / diner on a regular basis, enough to wave or say “hi” to, but not necessarily people you’d invite over for a bottle of wine.
Would they qualify as “close, personal” friends?
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How long could you live without the Internet?
A few months ago, that’s exactly what Paul Miller decided to do with his life.
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One of the better job interview questions you can ask to get to know the candidate a little better is “what was the last book you’ve read?”
Chances are, especially if the job candidate is a bit younger than average, they’ll be hard-pressed to come up with an answer as they’ve typically spent most of their waking hours online or texting their friends.
It tends to catch people off-guard as they struggle to remember any book that wasn’t required for class that they happened to read just for fun.