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Women poop less when they wear underwire bras

Underwire Bra Pattern
Underwire Bra Pattern

Researchers at Nara Women’s University’s Department of Environmental Health held a study to determine IF WEARING AN UNDERWIRE BRA EFFECTED A WOMAN’S ABILITY TO POOP.  The theory was that the bra exerted pressure on the body; does this added pressure have an effect?

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The Top Ten Most Popular Halloween Costumes for 2010 are…


Jersey Shore Snooki Wig Costume
Jersey Shore Snooki Wig Costume

Americans are expecting to spend $66 each on Halloween-related costumes, candy, and other items this year.  To help you out as to what you will be spending that money on, SPIRIT HALLOWEEN, a nationwide Halloween costume and accessories store, has announced what they are predicting to be the TOP TEN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR 2010:

  • The cast of the Jersey Shore
  • Toy Story 3
  • Vampires
  • Nintendo characters Super Mario and Luigi (it’s their 25th Anniversary, you know)
  • Lady Gaga
  • Flappers and gangsters
  • Gumby and Pokey throwback styles
  • Star Wars
  • Iron Man 2
  • Pirates
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The Desirable Armpit – making armpits more pleasant for all

The Armpit of Desire
The Armpit of Desire

Armpits are stinky, moist places that can be rather unpleasant, both for the armpit owner as well as those who encounter someone else’s armpit.

But that’s why ODEGON is hoping that people think that all armpits are nasty, because they sell a new ARMPIT DEODORANT PAD that is designed specifically to absorb all that stink from your pit.

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Food Humor: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they TASTE funny!


Rude Food: The Collected Food Writings of Vir Sanghvi
Rude Food: The Collected Food Writings of Vir Sanghvi

Because inside every one of us is an eight-year-old kid who like to laugh at fart noices, sometimes just reading a menu or wandering an ethnic grocery store can make you laugh.

Whether it be the PEE COLA or SPOTTED DICK, foods from other countries may taste perfectly fine… but the names of the products will just make you laugh out loud.

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Wal-Mart predicts a surge in underpants and sock purchases this holiday season

Always Wear Clean Underwear
Always Wear Clean Underwear

A while back, Web Watch wrote about the UNDERWEAR ECONOMIC INDEX, the theory being that people buy more underwear when they feel that the economy is doing well – and that people will make do with their existing underpants when the economy is doing poorly.

Based on that piece of stellar reporting, Web Watch is confident in saying that WAL-MART BELIEVES THE ECONOMY IS GROWING, as WAL-MART CEO BILL SIMON PREDICTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON TO BE FILLED WITH UNDERWEAR AND SOCK PURCHASES for adults.

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If you use it wrong, your toilet may kill you

Remodeling Bathrooms
Remodeling Bathrooms

 

A study has concluded that THE WAY YOU USE THE TOILET CAN AFFECT YOUR HEALTH.

This really isn’t anything new, as proper toilet use has been studied since the 1960’s at least.  At question is whether the upright, “European-style” toilets where one properly sits as if on their own personal throne, is good for you or not versus the time-worn method of evacuating by squatting over a convenient hole in the ground.

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The Great American Sex Survey says that we fantasize least about… co-workers


101 Romantic Nights Dice
101 Romantic Nights Dice

Do you think you have a healthy romantic relationship with your partner?

According to the latest announced results from adult toy retailer ADAM & EVE’s “GREAT AMERICAN SEX SURVEY (site NSFW), 94% of respondents said that adult toys can be an important part of any healthy relationship, with 82% stating that toys were included in their activities, and an additional 3.2% said that they planned to do so in the future.

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Want to make a difference? Try giving panhandlers a Visa or Amex gift card

Tell Them Who I Am
Tell Them Who I Am


 

Homeless and begging on the street is not a way to go through life.  But sadly, there are millions of people who – for whatever reason – find themselves having to do so.

Some do so willingly, as it is a better way of life than the one they left behind.  Others do it because they have no other choice, and they struggle to scrape enough together to have a meal, a toothbrush, some occasional clean clothes.

One reporter decided to see what the homeless really wanted, if money was seemingly no object.  So they GAVE THE HOMELESS VISA and AMERICAN EXPRESS GIFT CARDS with fixed dollar amounts to spend.  The plan was to offer the gift cards to any panhandler who asked for money, but the promise was to go out any buy only what you need, but to return the card to the reporter within 30 minutes.