Women will never understand the shrieks of pain that men felt while watching the FRANK AND BEANS, BEANS AND FRANKS scene in THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.
For Ben Stiller, having to act as if his junk was caught in his zipper was probably just 10% acting, and 90% muscle memory from the last time it actually happened to him.
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What’s the age difference between you and your current partner?
Are you one who likes your spouse to be a little bit older than you are, or perhaps a little younger?
Times have past since our parents’ generation, where it was not unusual to marry your high school sweetheart, someone who you graduated with in the same class. Or even those times when your soulmate was just one year ahead or behind you.
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They say that women look best when they just awake in the morning, all tussled and rubbing that sleepy eye crud off their faces.
But fantasy women? That’s a different story.
Have you ever wanted to set a Guinness World Record?
Web Watch has offered other World Record suggestions in the past, but there’s something to be said for carving out your own niche category and making it your own.
In other words, to guarantee success, you should attempt something that nobody else would even think of trying.
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Web Watch has long heard the old adage that too much alcohol and drugs would lead to too much sex, whether it be promiscuous college adventures after druken fraternity parties with your secret crush or something more dubious from club dates or online hookups.
But all that may just be a precursor to what really happens later in life, especially with women (men, not so much)…
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Maybe you’ve been one of the lucky ones thus far. You’ve never nicked yourself… down there… with a razor.
Yet.
But that all could be about to change, if a recent trend of specific emergency room visits is any indication.
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Guys – have you ever felt, you know, “not so fresh”… down there?
Seriously, Web Watch couldn’t believe the conversation that a buddy of ours was telling about a friend of his who uses a POWDER-FILLED SOCK to apply GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER to, well, just about everything (if you know what we mean).
Apparently this dude has a knotted up tube sock that he just swings around, flapping powder where he needs it most, in all those hard-to-get-at places.
We can only imagine the cloud of dust that lingers all over his bathroom floor.
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They say that a tattoo is a personal choice. A statement.
When you have a tattoo, you don’t need to explain its meaning to anyone; why you have it, where you have it, what that tattoo represents — that’s entirely you, and no one else’s.
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