They say that all the really unusual news stories only happen in Florida.
Texas may begin to disagree, especially after what Judge Biery ruled in his recent decision in the case of 35 BAR AND GRILLE, LLC (plaintiffs) vs THE CITY OF SAN ANTONIO in what is officially being called the CASE OF THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY BIKINI TOP v THE (MORE) ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY PASTIE.
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How about a show of hands: how many Web Watch readers have had some sort of breast augmentation surgery?
Okay, next question: how happy are you with your new breasts?
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Remember when WEB WATCH told you about the PERFECT AGE DIFFERENCE FOR DATING?
Apparently, that’s a bunch of hooey, depending on who you talk with.
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One of life’s greatest gift-giving spectacles is the parade of men in stores like Victoria’s Secret, wandering around and trying to figure out what type of underwear or lingerie they should buy for their significant other.
As many women say, no matter how many times their man will insist that the gift of lingerie is for her – it’s still a gift for him.
So what’s the female equivalent?
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It’s a well-worn comedic observation: women just take forever in the bathroom, getting ready.
Maybe that explains why we always see women driving down the highway in morning commuter traffic, still putting on their makeup with their hair in rollers, if only to save themselves an extra 10-15 minutes of sleep.
Why do their beauty regime at home in front of a mirror when you can do the same thing driving at 75 MPH while weaving in and out of traffic?
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Web Watch has reported it before, that SIZE DOES MATTER to women.
And yet, with all the empirical evidence surrounding us every day – such as women continually telling men this — scientists continue to do research on this allegedly very important topic.
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They say that people get better looking as they get older.
More specifically, men get “more distinguished” as they age, and women get more… well, old.
It’s an unfair comparison, but life can be cruel.
And mean.
And hurtful.
And truthful.
Web Watch, like many of you, have seen our share of weddings and divorces from friends and family.
We’ve seen friends move from casually dating, to serious dating, to getting engaged and more. Web Watch knows one person who’s had three weddings in 10 years time.
Some people just like being married, it seems.
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