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(here’s a handy hint – click, then move the mouse away from the “play” button… the audio should continue to play in the window after you release the mouse)
Tag: Music
Adam Sandler – They’re All Going to Laugh At You
Web Watch has had some wonderful wedding memories:
- There was the wedding at the bowling alley during the Stanley Cup playoffs
- The wedding where the bride proudly proclaimed to everyone within hearing distance how she wasn’t going to consummate the marriage that night… and why.
- Getting the entire wedding party to lick the ice sculpture as a photo opportunity for the official photographer…after pretty much all the other guests have already done the same thing.
- That wedding where we had to arrive six hours early to clean the bathrooms at the reception hall
And then there was the wedding where the DJ was asked to play the first 20 seconds – and only the first 20 seconds – of this NSFW song during the reception:
Seriously, that was a wedding to remember. And all of the above — good friends, and good times all.
And no, we won’t mention the engagement party where the groom-to-be publically and graphically declared his love for his bride’s bosom. Because that was not a wedding, and therefore ineligible for this post.
The VUVUZELA, the loud stadium horn made famous at this year’s World Cup, has found another event that it is not welcome.
The INTERNATIONAL FEDERATION OF COMPETITIVE EATING (IFOCE), which runs major eating events around the world, has issued a press release stating that VUVUZELAS ARE BANNED FROM THE ANNUAL NATHAN’S FAMOUS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST on July 4th at Nathan’s on Coney Island, New York.
The full press release is after the break:
They’re those songs in your head that you just can’t get rid of. It happens to everyone — 98% of people have had an earworm at one time or another.
But it took a PhD student at the University of Montreal Department of Psychology – Andréane McNally-Gagnon – to create a study to identify, for once and for all, what THE ABSOLUTE WORST EARWORMS OF ALL TIME ARE.
Animusic – Animated Music Video
We all have those nifty MP3 audio programs, such as WINAMP or WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER that display funky animations on screen when the audio is playing.
And on our iPod / iPhone / Android devices, the music players will display the static album cover as artwork in order to give you something to look at while you’re scanning through your music library.
So why not put the two ideas together?
Web Watch knows the secret to writing The Perfect Pop Song.
Aside from what Web Watch has already told you about The Perfect Pop Song, if you are really serious about wanting to be a song writer, it all boils down to this — all you really need to know is that EVERY POP SONG EVER WRITTEN HAS USED ONLY FOUR CHORDS.
A few years ago, Web Watch learned how to play the guitar. It was just a beat-up six-string that we picked up from a second-hand store. We weren’t very good, but we struggled through. Never really started rockin’, but at least we were trying.
What kept us going was the TEN REASONS TO PLAY GUITAR:
- Mating – because every chick loves themselves a guitar god
- Piss off Your Parents – especially when the amp stays cranked up to 11
- An Alternative to the Sporting Life – face it, for every football team, there has to be a marching band. And how many guitar players do you know in the marching band?
- Improve Your Vocabulary – songwriting and musical arts. Finding words that rhyme. You know, English class stuff
- Be the Life of the Party – because the party don’t start til you show up
- Form a Band and Join the Circus – sometimes they’re one and the same
- Head start on a Psychology or Management Degree – ditto
- Versatility – “if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball” applies to guitar players, too
- Slay Your Idols – just prove you’re better than they are
- Enlightenment – music is your life. Learn it, live it, love it.
If you’re a fan of JUSTIN BIEBER (and these days, who isn’t?), then one of the more popular things that his fans like to do is DRESS LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER.
(What? You don’t know who Justin Bieber is? Then you need to read the JUSTIN BIEBER GUIDE FOR OLD PEOPLE before continuing on…)
Justin’s look all has to do with dressing simply and with the occasional splash of color. Some of Justin’s outfits have consisted of:
- black jeans, black long-sleeve shirt, a white belt, and a lime green scarf.
- blue jeans, red t-shirt, gray light jacket with the sleeves rolled up, and some sort of metal necklace
- gray straight jeans, black t-shirt, purple-and-black plaid shirt.
- Sometimes, it’s as easy as LOOKING AT A PICTURE and then SEEING WHAT JUSTIN’S WEARING. (For once, Wiki Answers has gotten this question correct on the first try)