Elton John probably said it best: “sad songs say so much”.
We all have our own “go to” music that we listen to whenever we’re going through a difficult time. Some use music to help reinforce one’s feelings; others use music to get the listener to a certain emotional level.
It’s no secret that there are “happy” songs; heck, we all thrive on toe-tapping hits that make us feel good.
But there is a market, a need for “sad” songs as well.
Sometimes you just want somebody to tell you that you’re being one.
Sometimes you like to point it out in others.
Let’s face it – douchebags can be lots of fun — especially to those people who feel that they’re not being a douche at the time.
But while it may have been cool to even be aHipster Douchebag, maybe it’s time to hang up the duckface and move on to other things.
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How much time have you spent contemplating your underwear?
Ladies – we all know that you have segregated your underwear drawer into “everyday”, “date night”, “special occasion”, and “laundry day” categories. There may be more, but women seldom like to be privvy to their private stash.
Men, on the other hand, have “everyday”, “laundry”, and “not quite laundry”.
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It should be an obvious conclusion: if you’re having lots of sex — and Web Watch is talking about you having way more sex than your peers are — then you shouldn’t be surprised if those same peers have a lower opinion of you.
Which does lead to the obvious question, if you’re not having all that extra sex with your peers — then who ARE you having all that sex with? But we digress…lets get back to the question at hand…
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Web Watch has told you about DIRTY HOTEL ROOMS before.
And you all know people who travel with a Ziploc bag in their luggage, specifically to use with the TV remote control, as Web Watch has mentioned that the TV remote in a hotel room is pretty much germ central.
But it ends up that the hotel room TV remote is NOT the dirtiest item in your dirty hotel room.
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What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever done in an elevator?
Web Watch has only been stuck in an elevator twice before, and both times not for very long. The first time, we had to climb out of the elevator on a step ladder that had been lowered in from the upper floor. Made for some rather amusing anecdotes with the upper management we were stuck with, that’s for sure.
But we really weren’t concerned, and the jokes weren’t nearly that funny.
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We all know that the Modern Man doesn’t buy underwear.
At least, the Modern Man doesn’t buy any new underwear. They just stick with the briefs or boxers that their mom last bought for them as they headed off to college, and then proceed to wear them until the waistband separates from the cool cotton comfort.
No elastic? No problem!
There’s a reason why many rock stars on tour have “3-pack of underwear, assorted colors” on their concert rider. It’s easier to have a fresh pair handed to you by a complete stranger rather than ask them to do your traveling laundry while you’re on stage.
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We all know someone who can rattle off any movie quote, from any movie, at any time.
They’re the kind of guy that nobody really wants to hang out with… unless it’s Trivia Night at the local bar, and your normal “movie expert” is nowhere to be seen.
And then, wouldn’t you know it, Movie Quote Guy ends up winning the whole thing for you, which means that you are now obligated to invite them back to join you next week.
Dammit.