Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Web Watch is going to keep today’s update short, as the fun is in the site:
Category: Funny
Hard to believe, but there are EIGHT MISTAKES GUYS MAKE ABOUT HOW THEY WEAR THEIR UNDERPANTS.
Sherlock Holmes and the Underpants of Death
A recent survey of 5,000 men and women by an online shopping site had some bad news about the hygiene habits of people in the UK.
For example, they found that 7% OF WOMEN SURVEYED DO NOT CHANGE THEIR UNDERWEAR DAILY.
Remember when WEB WATCH SAID THAT UNDERWEAR CONTAINS A 10th of a GRAM OF POOP? You may want to revist that article after reading the rest of these stats…
April 11, 1954 was the most boring day… ever.
Apologies if that was your birthday, but seriously — what else is there to brag about?
Why the fuss over April 11, 1954? Because a COMPUTER HAS DETERMINED THAT APRIL 11, 1954 WAS THE MOST BORING DAY EVER.
Are you sick and tired of those happy new parents who think everything that their little angel does is absolutely freakin’ perfect?
While you can typically deal with them in person – especially if they’re close friends – there are thousands of more annoying people like that online.
Of course there is.
Web Watch has two websites for you today.
The first one is WHAT THE F*** SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER? which is also soon to be available in book form (yet another blog-to-book deal, apparently).
One would visit this site to get suggestions on exactly what the f*** you should make for dinner. Some of the f’ing suggestions include:
Full-body Spandex Morphsuit (pick your color)
So the other day, Web Watch was participating in the monthly WOOT-OFF when we saw them talking about the ROOT SUIT.
We know you’ve seen the ROOT SUIT on TV this football season — it’s been featured gameday wear for any number of collegiate and NFL football fans eager to get on TV but without having to show their face.
There are other versions and names out there: the MORPH SUIT, Zentai, a full-body spandex suit, the lycra outfit, the Spiderman getup. And they’re all the same basic thing — a costume that you can hide in public in.
Today, Web Watch would like to play a little game with you. We’re going to provide you a list of celebrities along with a list of sexually-transmitted diseases, and challenge you to GUESS WHICH CELEBRITY (allegedly) HAS WHICH STD?
First, here are our contestants!
- Paris Hilton
- Robin Williams
- Michael Vick
- Jessica Alba
- Al Capone
- David Hasselhoff
- Magic Johnson
- Julia Sweeney
- Pamela Anderson
- Naomi Judd
- Kristanna Loken
- Evel Knievel
- Steven Tyler
- Linda Lovelace