Here’s an update to a Web Watch posting from a few months ago on 10 Ways To Be a Facebook Offender.
It seems that CNN has taken that idea and twisted it around a little bit, releasing their own list of 12 MOST ANNOYING FACEBOOK USERS. Perhaps you can recognize yourself or one of your friends in these descriptions:
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It’s true. And you know it.
You see them every day at the office or at the house. Maybe you’re even married to one who claims to be more successful than you are because they’re a “multitasker”. They can do more things before breakfast than you’ll do all day.
Oh, la-di-freakin’ dah.
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Tomorrow, the Honolulu City Council is going to consider a bill that will BAN PEOPLE WITH EXCESSIVE BODY ODOR FROM RIDING PUBLIC TRANSIT.
And the bill is written so that it isn’t just bad B.O. that will get a rider kicked off the bus – it’s having anything stinky on or about your person that “disturbs or interferes with others”.
Carrying a stinky garlic pizza with extra garlic? Off the bus.
Extreme workout at the office gym and forget your deodorant? Off the bus.
Have a wet dog with dingleberries? Off the bus.
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And while the job may have its hazards (bad weather, car fumes, the continual parade of rude people, no bathroom facilities), there are some PEOPLE WHO MAKE $50,000 A YEAR OR MORE BY PANHANDLING.
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With this in mind, US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT has released their list of TOP TEN PLACES TO RAISE A FAMILY.
The list includes:
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Yes, that’s right – August 23rd is NATIONAL GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY!*
And what is National Go Topless Protest Day? It’s only a different way to honor (recognize?) WOMEN’S EQUALITY DAY, which occurs on August 26th.
(*no surprise here: this link is NSFW, for obvious reasons)
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FOCUS has released their list of who they believe are the TOP ENTREPRENEURS OF THE LAST 100 YEARS. Looking at this list, Web Watch finds it hard to think of any others who should have been included. What do you think?
They are:
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Albequerque, New Mexico’s Paul Patone knows his engines, and Paul knows his soda.
Paul would be the first one to say that soda, particularly Mountain Dew, is literally his driving force.
Why’s that? Because Paul has figured out how to CONVERT HIS CAR SO IT RUNS ON MOUNTAIN DEW INSTEAD OF GASOLINE.
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