You know what it takes to make a good music video parody?
Sometimes, it just takes about 250 different movie clips, a keen ear for details, and a few hours (days?) with a sophisicated video editor and a backing audio track.
Web Watch has told you about DIRTY HOTEL ROOMS before.
And you all know people who travel with a Ziploc bag in their luggage, specifically to use with the TV remote control, as Web Watch has mentioned that the TV remote in a hotel room is pretty much germ central.
But it ends up that the hotel room TV remote is NOT the dirtiest item in your dirty hotel room.
“How to predict winning lottery numbers?” Let’s be a bit more specific — today we’re going to talk about why it really doesn’t matter what lottery numbers you pick.
Ever.
Look – winning the lottery is one of those one-in-a-billion opportunities. Sure, someone somewhere is going to hit the Powerball or Megamillions jackpots – but they’re definitely not going to be able to tell you how they did it.
But lottery fever is going to take over your family, your office. Everyone is going to want you to pitch in your dollar for a chance at the multi-million dollar prize.
The question is, should you?
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Do You Know Who Dogs the Dog Poo?
Let’s face it – picking up a bit of dog poop isn’t exactly the least humiliating thing one can do in public.
It has gotten to the point of public decency that if you’re walking your dog around town, you’re also pretty much carrying a plastic bag of poop with you.
“Hello, Fred – how’s it going?”
“Okay, Sam. Say, would love to stay and chat with you – but I’m kinda carrying around a bag of my dog’s excrement right here, and if you wouldn’t mind…”
“Oh, certainly! Go right ahead, I didn’t mean to stop you on your poop transport.”
But sadly, this isn’t always the case, is it?
What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever done in an elevator?
Web Watch has only been stuck in an elevator twice before, and both times not for very long. The first time, we had to climb out of the elevator on a step ladder that had been lowered in from the upper floor. Made for some rather amusing anecdotes with the upper management we were stuck with, that’s for sure.
But we really weren’t concerned, and the jokes weren’t nearly that funny.
Parents –
Do you have one of those ultra-creative kids, who are always making their own drawings, telling stories, or acting out their own plays?
One never knows when a spark of genius from a 5-year-old will result in a multi-million dollar movie deal sometime down the road. See, parents — THIS is why you always want to encourage kids to be as creative as possible. One never knows when big time Hollywood directors and actors will take a shine to what your kid thinks up in their head and decides to produce a movie based on your child’s ideas.
Bachelors, have you ever wondered why you’re going deeper and deeper into debt while your married friends seem to always be buying the latest cars, houses, or electronics?
It’s not because of the “Marriage Tax” or the deductions that their brood of kids gives them.
No, it’s because those married men aren’t wasting their financial resources on dating. Sure, there are other monetary obligations that arise from a serious relationship, but overall you can expect that you’ll spend less money when you’re devoted to a single woman than you will when you’re hounddogging around town after every piece of tail that’s out there.
So you went and got yourself a Brazilian Wax.
Other than the obvious, have you noticed anything a bit more… unusual… in your daily bathroom activities since you’ve gotten it done?