Previously, Web Watch has pointed you in the direction of STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE and similar sites that point a satirical finger at stereotypes… and in the process, getting a book deal out of it.
STUFF UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE LIKE is yet another one of those sites, looking to cash in on other people’s misery, using the stereotype of the unemployed to find their humor.
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Finally, the answer to that perennial Newlywed Game question can be proven once and for all.
“Where is the most interesting place you’ve ever made whoopee?”
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The most common answer to “What do you put in a toaster”? is “toast”.
That’s wrong. Toast is what you get out of a toaster after you put bread in.
So how do you know if you’re losing your mind or just aren’t thinking straight?
You could take this test, developed for World Alzheimer’s Day, to see how much you know about ALZHEIMER’S FACTS AND MYTHS, or you could take the DEMENTIA SCREENING SURVEY, an 8-question quiz that can help you determine the difference between dementia and mere forgetfulness… or you can read on for a number of fun games and tests that you can share with others.
AWARENESS TEST: How many times does the team in white pass the basketball?
What’s the cheesiest pick-up line that you’ve ever used… that actually worked?
We all know the old standards never do:
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Want to go back to my place and do all the things I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?”
And we know that women most often say that “Hi” is the most effective pick-up line. But honestly – that’s no fun at all.
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PAUL DICKSON KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING DRUNK.
He knows the difference between being “blotto” and simply being “in the weeds”.
He’s run the gamut from “Feng schwasted” to “eating dirt”.
No, he hasn’t actually been that drunk… at least, not as far as Web Watch is aware of… but Paul Dickson can say that he has written the authoritative book on the subject with DRUNK: THE DEFINITIVE DICTIONARY, listing 2,964 different terms for being wasted out of your mind on wine, beer, or liquor.
A recent survey of 500 men who have western-style toilets at their homes concluded that 33.4% OF JAPANESE MEN SIT DOWN TO PEE while at home.
The survey, performed on behalf of TOTO – makers of home bidet systems and other bathroom fixtures – shows an increase of about 9.7% over the numbers from the last time Toto conducted a survey of bathroom habits in 2004.
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Tomorrow, the Honolulu City Council is going to consider a bill that will BAN PEOPLE WITH EXCESSIVE BODY ODOR FROM RIDING PUBLIC TRANSIT.
And the bill is written so that it isn’t just bad B.O. that will get a rider kicked off the bus – it’s having anything stinky on or about your person that “disturbs or interferes with others”.
Carrying a stinky garlic pizza with extra garlic? Off the bus.
Extreme workout at the office gym and forget your deodorant? Off the bus.
Have a wet dog with dingleberries? Off the bus.
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Web Watch fully supports not throwing computers and other electronics away to rot in a landfill, when they can be properly dismanteled and have parts reused or disposed of in an environmentally-safe manner.
That said, it appears that some companies take this recycling thing just a bit too far by requesting that we recycle EVERYTHING.
Including adult toys and novelties.
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