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Proof that Soylent Green is people: babies good enough to eat!

Anne Geddes Baby Costumes
Anne Geddes Baby Costumes

It’s just another thing that parents do to embarass their kids: dressing up their kids in funny costumes and taking pictures of ’em.

Pictures that can be used for high school yearbooks, engagement party photo displays, bar mitzvah autograph boards — you know, anything that can be blown up to poster-size and put on display for the world to see.

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10 Things News

Today’s quiz: 27% of men and 23% of women have done… what?

Erotique Digitale: The Art of Erotic Digital Photography
Erotique Digitale: The Art of Erotic Digital Photography

A new poll by our friends at Playboy has the answer to the question, “what have 27% of men, and 23% of women done?”

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Tacky Tourists Taking Photos of Tacky Things

Tacky Tourist Costume
Tacky Tourists

Some people travel to be educated about an area’s history.

Some travel to try different cuisines, or to learn about different culture.

But after you’ve done all that, you may still have another 20 hours of the day to kill, wandering around a strange or unfamiliar city looking for something to do.

And that’s why you may find yourself, with camera in hand, looking for the underbelly of interesting things in your new locale.  There may not be a HARD ROCK CAFE or PLANET HOLLYWOOD nearby for you to buy a T-shirt from, but there may be something equally awesome.

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Disney

Proof that waiting on line at Disney parks can be miserable

The Disney Queue Line Survival Guidebook
The Disney Queue Line Survival Guidebook

Web Watch never get bored while waiting on line for a Disney theme park attraction.

The detailed queues, interactive distractions, background music, park smells – the general happiness that permeates the Disney parks are designed to distract you from even thinking that you’ve been waiting in line for 2 hours to ride Toy Story Mania.

Okay – maybe waiting two hours for a 3-minute ride isn’t exactly a good use of anyone’s time, and definitely showcases the largest problem with the use of FastPass (but we digress, as we’re not going to talk about the pros/cons of FastPass today).

No, today we’re going to highlight the dark side of the Disney Park experience: the “gotta go, gotta go” mentality that pushes a family to Do Everything, Because It’s an Expensive Disney Trip, Dammit.

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Book Websites

Today’s Must Read? PhoneSex, the book

PhoneSex, by Phillip Toledano
PhoneSex, by Phillip Toledano

Ever want to be a phone sex operator?

Ever call one of those numbers that flash up on your screen while you’re watching late-night TV?

Perhaps you need to flip through Phillip Toledano’s book, PhoneSex.

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Funny Websites

Have a few dozen dead flies just lying around? Try this…

Lord of the Flies
Lord of the Flies

Some people have too much time on their hands.

Those are the people who are also usually fairly artistic.

Which brings up today’s question: WHAT TO DO WITH A FEW DOZEN DEAD FLIES?

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Funny Websites

Photo blog of the day: Sexy People!

GLAMOUR THROUGH YOUR LENS: A Centerfold Photographers Guide to Exciting Photography
GLAMOUR THROUGH YOUR LENS:
A Centerfold Photographers Guide to Exciting Photography

Not everybody looks good in pictures.

At our local grocery store, the store management has their headshots all lined up near the cash registers so that the customers can easily recognize who’s in charge.

All the photos are standard grocery store headshots: blue background, corporate-looking shirt (with and without a tie, depending on managerial level).  You know the type of pictures these are, and they all look like they were taken the same day… well, all but one photo on the wall were like this.

One picture stood out from the rest: it was the picture of one of the female managers, taken at GLAMOUR SHOTS.  Fuzzy purple boa, feathers in the hair, sultry/pouty pose while looking over a shoulder, heavy hairspray and makeup.  In other words, not exactly what we customers would want to see as a store representative of our food and beverage supermart.

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Disney Websites

Muppets with Human Eyes will creep you out

Muppet Animal on DrumsAnimal on Drums

Wanna see something weird?

Somebody took the beloved Muppets and Photoshopped human eyes onto their heads.