It may be hard to believe, but scientists have proven that there is a disease called SEXUAL ANOREXIA, where they’ve shown that NOT HAVING ENOUGH SEX CAN BE BAD FOR YOU.
Year: 2010
TOM HAS A FETISH ABOUT CONSTIPATION.
Specifically, a fetish about women who are constipated. Beautiful women, that is.
Tom’s fascination with poop – or lack thereof, it appears – puts him into the same category as a klismaphiliac (a person with an enema fetish), a mysophiliac (a person with an excretion fetish), or an eproctolagniac (a person with a fart fetish).
Keeping the pipes clean is a four-step process:
- Hydration: more water in the colon helps keep the pipes clear
- Mechanical: add bulky high-insoluble fiber to your diet
- Irritation: the colon needs a little irritation, such as psyllium husks or flax seed
- Stimulation: caffeine, nicotine, or exercise
If you’re not doing enough of each of these four items, Tom may take an unhealthy interest in you and your clogged-up bowels.
So Web Watch would like to offer this public service announcement to help our more attractive Web Watch readers avoid people like Tom and become more regular, with some of these HANDY TIPS TO RELIEVE CONSTIPATION:
- Activia
- Coffee
- Cigarettes
- Senna Tea
- Suppositories
- Sugar-free candy
- a Reuben sandwich
- Aloe juice (mixed with lemon and water)
- 10 oz hot water and 1 lemon squeezed in
- 1 cup Magen-darm tee (Really strong chamomile tea)
- 3 shots of espresso
- A tummy massage starting at the navel, in a clockwise motion up to above your pubic bone for 2 minutes
- Touch your toes and reach up into the air and repeat for 2 minutes.
- Eat fresh unsweetened, active culture whole milk yogurt with raw Quaker oats
- Eliminate white flours and refined sugar
- Increase intake of healthy oils like Extra-Virgin Olive Oil
- Constantly eat celery before, during and after meals
- 2 tablespoons of raw wheat bran
March 20th is OBSCURA DAY.
This is a day celebrated around the world as a way to highlight obscure activities and hidden gems found in cities all over the world.
Perhaps there’s a secret underground tour that you’ve been dying to take, or a unique museum in an out-of-the-way town that nobody ever visits that should be brought to someone’s attention. Obscura Day is your invitation to do those things that you’ve always wanted to check out.
This is what happens when you take creative people and ask them to create a short video piece based on some other person’s recent Twitter posting.
Presenting: TWITTER: THE CRITERION COLLECTION
IrishCentral.com, home to all things Irish, has compiled a list of TEN THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IRELAND. If you have any interest in visiting the Emerald Isle, you’ll be well served by taking a refresher course of Ireland and its culture on that site.
- Technically, it is an offense to be drunk in public in Ireland.
- An Irishman founded the Argentinean Navy
- Only two members of U2 were born in Ireland
- The British Embassy in Tehran is on a street named after an Irishman
- Up until around the early 1990s, Ireland had a low per capita consumption of alcohol
- A Belfast hospital is a world leader in kneecap reconstruction
- Ireland has the fourth largest stadium in Europe
- In the summer of 2007, it rained in Ireland for 40 days straight
- Playboy was banned in Ireland until 1995
- More Guinness is sold in Nigeria than in Ireland. (Ireland is the third largest market for Guinness. Check the link for who’s number two…)
This time last year, Web Watch shared some tips on how to pick a winning NCAA tournament bracket.
As basketball tournament madness rolls around again and everyone DOWNLOADS THE 2010 NCAA BRACKET, we thought we’d share some more tips with our Web Watch readers:
Web Watch has already spoken about why March 14th should be NATIONAL PIE DAY instead of NATIONAL PI DAY.
It’s that whole “3/14” thing again, and who doesn’t like pie?
Hopefully you have seen Lady Gaga’s latest video, TELEPHONE, by now.
If not, here’s the 9-minute long video for you: