Are you like most people?
You get out of bed, slip on your running outfit (with nighttime reflectors, of course), and head out for an early-morning 5 mile run to shake out the cobwebs before you head home to shower and get ready for work?
If so, then you’re doing it wrong.
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Stripper names are interesting, aren’t they?
You can only imagine that there exists a Xerox sheet in the back of the bar that all new strippers go through, crossing off names as they become unavailable.
It couldn’t be as simple as this list of 700 STRIPPER NAMES, because some of the suggestions they have don’t seem to be very realistic: “Henry Poopdeck, the Sailer” is not a stripper Web Watch cares to see.
How do you like to sleep at night?
Are you a light sleeper? Sleep like a log? Toss and turn around a lot?
Web Watch knows one couple who absolutely can’t sleep in the same bed, and purposefully have two twin beds in their master bedroom because each spouse’s sleeping style totally conflicts with the other’s.
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Some people care a little bit TOO much.
And some people need to learn to relax a little bit, and take their cue from Honey Badger.
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Here’s a fun topic — get together with your significant other and ask them to make a list of FIVE PET PEEVES they have about you, and you’ll write down your own list about them.
Then you read them to each other and Laugh and Laugh and Laugh at how silly the other is…. but secretly, you loathe every single thing they told you.
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Web Watch knows that to succeed at work, it’s not always who you know – but rather who knows you.
In other words, you may not know the Big Boss in your organization… but you can certainly get ahead if the Big Boss knows who you are. They’re the ones who will look out for you in the long run, especially if you’re known as someone who can get things done for them.
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Web Watch loves a good cocktail, as frequent readers would recognize.
And while we have previously covered how to order a drink at a bar, it’s time to also review this important piece of advice:
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How unique is your name?
Sure, you may have replaced a “y” with an “i” (let alone decided that dotting the i with a smiley face would be “your thing”). Your parents may have given you a unique spelling of a typical name, in order to differentiate you as being “special” when you finally go off to school… much to the chagrin of those confused teachers, or the future ability for your child to every find a personalized license plate at SOUTH OF THE BORDER souvenir shop.
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