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Scrotal cancer is not a laughing matter (Chim Chim Cher-ee)


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Mary Poppins poster

So the other day, Web Watch read an article entitled CANCER IS A MAN-MADE DISEASE, STUDY CLAIMS, that talked about how cancer was a relatively rare occurance back in the day.

The article said that while DINOSAURS HAD CANCER, cancer was generally considered relatively rare before the 17th century.  For example, scientists found just one mummy from the Dakhleh Oasis that had rectal cancer about 1,600-1,800 years ago, while today cancer is said to be responsible for 1-in-8 deaths.

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Reason #87 why you are fat: you’re scared of the dark


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GloMate Night Light

Web Watch has yet another reason why you’re fat: YOU’RE SCARED OF THE DARK.

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Today’s Game: Match the Celebrity with their STD


This is a Video about Herpes!
This is a video about HERPES!

Today, Web Watch would like to play a little game with you.  We’re going to provide you a list of celebrities along with a list of sexually-transmitted diseases, and challenge you to GUESS WHICH CELEBRITY (allegedly) HAS WHICH STD?

First, here are our contestants!

  • Paris Hilton
  • Robin Williams
  • Michael Vick
  • Jessica Alba
  • Al Capone
  • David Hasselhoff
  • Magic Johnson
  • Julia Sweeney
  • Pamela Anderson
  • Naomi Judd
  • Kristanna Loken
  • Evel Knievel
  • Steven Tyler
  • Linda Lovelace
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Women poop less when they wear underwire bras

Underwire Bra Pattern
Underwire Bra Pattern

Researchers at Nara Women’s University’s Department of Environmental Health held a study to determine IF WEARING AN UNDERWIRE BRA EFFECTED A WOMAN’S ABILITY TO POOP.  The theory was that the bra exerted pressure on the body; does this added pressure have an effect?

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Processed food is not the only reason girls are entering puberty at younger ages


Early Puberty in Girls: The Essential Guide to Coping with This Common Problem
Early Puberty in Girls: The Essential Guide to Coping with This Common Problem

The news has been filled with all sorts of reasons and explanations for why young girls are entering puberty at younger and younger ages these days.

CNN reported that “Early development in girls has been linked with poor self-esteem, eating disorders, and depression, as well as cigarette and alcohol use and earlier sexual activity,” with other news reports stating that girls are entering puberty before they reach the ages of 9 or 10.  Sometimes, puberty can be triggered from an injury or a brain tumor that kickstarts the body’s processing.

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The Desirable Armpit – making armpits more pleasant for all

The Armpit of Desire
The Armpit of Desire

Armpits are stinky, moist places that can be rather unpleasant, both for the armpit owner as well as those who encounter someone else’s armpit.

But that’s why ODEGON is hoping that people think that all armpits are nasty, because they sell a new ARMPIT DEODORANT PAD that is designed specifically to absorb all that stink from your pit.

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If you use it wrong, your toilet may kill you

Remodeling Bathrooms
Remodeling Bathrooms

 

A study has concluded that THE WAY YOU USE THE TOILET CAN AFFECT YOUR HEALTH.

This really isn’t anything new, as proper toilet use has been studied since the 1960’s at least.  At question is whether the upright, “European-style” toilets where one properly sits as if on their own personal throne, is good for you or not versus the time-worn method of evacuating by squatting over a convenient hole in the ground.

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How to tell what bad plastic surgery looks like


I'm saving up for Plastic Surgery
I’m saving up for Plastic Surgery

After laughing at celebrities’ AWFUL PLASTIC SURGERY and trying not to stare too much at 10 PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTERS, Web Watch thought that it was time to let you know THESE FIVE SIGNS YOU’VE HAD BAD PLASTIC SURGERY.