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Funny News Travel

Smelly People Should be Banned from Buses and Roller Coasters

Hawaiians have it right.

Tomorrow, the Honolulu City Council is going to consider a bill that will BAN PEOPLE WITH EXCESSIVE BODY ODOR FROM RIDING PUBLIC TRANSIT.

And the bill is written so that it isn’t just bad B.O. that will get a rider kicked off the bus – it’s having anything stinky on or about your person that “disturbs or interferes with others”.

Carrying a stinky garlic pizza with extra garlic?  Off the bus.

Extreme workout at the office gym and forget your deodorant?  Off the bus.

Have a wet dog with dingleberries?  Off the bus.

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Funny shopping Websites

Photo Blog: People of Wal-Mart

Why do people hate Wal-Mart?

It can’t be because of their everyday low prices.

It can’t be because of their wide selection of quality merchandise.

It can’t be because of their easily accessible locations, their policy allowing RVs to park overnight, or many being open 24 hours for everyone’s shopping convenience.

If it’s not the company, the stores, or the employees, it has to be something else.  Something more…. esoteric.

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Funny How To Websites

How to Have Sex in a Snuggie – the SnuggieSutra

The Snuggie has become a cult phenomenon.

Snuggies are all over TV.

College kids are having Snuggie Bar Crawls.

They even have Snuggies for Horses.

So what is it about the blanket with sleeves that has everyone all excited?  Because the Snuggie allows you to do things that would normally be difficult if a traditional blanket got in the way.

So claims the writers of the SNUGGIE SUTRA, the ultimate guide for how to have sex in a Snuggie.

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Funny Video

Proof that Monkeys Hate David Blaine and Criss Angel, but Love Penn & Teller

Here it is – proof that monkeys definitely do not like some magicians, a grouping that Web Watch can only assume includes David Blaine and Criss Angel, as they also seem to have their detractors.

We are sure, however, that Penn & Teller are still wildly popular with the chimps.   Probably because Penn & Teller purposefully give away the secrets to how their tricks are done.

How can we tell?  Watch the video below.  Besides, once you’ve seen a chimpanzee riding on a Segway, these are things that you just know.

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Funny Internet

Introducing Woofer – the Anti-Twitter

Jerry Seinfeld had Bizarro Jerry.

Superman had Bizarro Superman.

And now Twitter has Bizarro Twitter… aka WOOFER.

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Funny Gadgets Travel

Poop the World

iPhone apps are either practical or fun.

POOP THE WORLD is an iPhone app that’s both.

Because everyone needs a way to track exactly where and what they pooped.

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Funny Music News Video

Video Fun: Autotune The News

If you are not a fan of the standard network news delivery, maybe all you need is to have the newscast jazzed up a little bit.

Check out AUTOTUNE THE NEWS.

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Funny How To Video

Video Fun: Peeing in the Shower Saves Water

In Brazil, the environmental group SOS Mata Altantica, has released a video asking people everywhere to conserve water.

Their request is very specific: they want you to SAVE WATER BY PEEING IN THE SHOWER.

After much research, they’ve determined that peeing in the shower will save at least one toilet flush.  And if each household can flush one less time per day, they could save over 1,000 gallons of water.  Multiply that 1,000 gallons by the number of households in your neighborhood (or state, or country), and you’ll see that’s a lot of water being saved.

Check out the cameos in this video, showing all sorts of celebrities peeing in the shower, from Alfred Hitchcock to Michael Jordan.  If celebrities can pee in the shower, you can too.