Dear Pizza Hut, Domino’s, Papa John’s… and all you mom-and-pop pizza places that are still out there:
Web Watch loves pizza.
We’ve eaten quite a few of your pizzas, and have usually enjoyed them. Large, 1-topping pizzas. Small deluxe pies. Extra thin crust, deep-dish. Meat lovers, vegetarian, supreme, barbeque chicken – we’ve had them all.
But there is a disturbing trend that we feel needs to be pointed out: your employees are gross. And gross employees lead to consistently gross pizza.
And it is because of this regular gross pizza experience, Web Watch has stopped ordering pizza from you for delivery.