Do you have sloppy handwriting, or nun-sactioned perfect script?
Some people — doctors, famously – have some of the worst handwriting on the planet. Some say it’s because they are so busy that they don’t have time to write a perfect note to the pharmacist or in your chart. Others say it’s just sheer laziness.
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As you get closer to the birth of your new baby, you may start to wonder whether you should stick with a name from one of those baby books, or whether you should go off the beaten path and name your child after, let’s say, your favorite character.
Some people have done this successfully, such as Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller who (with his wife’s blessing, we assume) decided to name his daughter Moxie Crimefighter. Who can’t say that a crimefighter isn’t a favorite character somewhere along the way?
But let’s say that you have more personal favorites from the world of books, games, food products, or other marketing. Why wouldn’t you want to name your child after one of those characters… if ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT THEIR REAL NAMES WERE?!?!?
Poppin’ Fresh – the Pillsbury Doughboy
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It’s never too early to start looking at what colleges you want your children applying to.
Some parents want their kids to go to a highly educational institute of learning, while the kids just want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.
Why not? That’s what their parents did, right?
This is a two part question for Web Watch readers:
a) for the women: do you have a tramp stamp, ie a tattoo on your lower back just above your butt crack?
Okay, now put your hands down. Next question:
b) for the men: what do you think of women with a lower back tattoo?
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By now, hopefully you’ve played that game that Web Watch told you about last year, CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY.
Yes, it’s a sick game, for sick people. And funny as hell. Web Watch ends up giving away copies of the game to friends who want to take it with them immediately after Game Night is over. We’re single-handedly keeping CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY in business, it seems.
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Let’s play a game: “Race Horse or Song Title”?
It’s a fun game to play during TRIPLE CROWN season, where gamblers everywhere turn to the KENTUCKY DERBY, PREAKNESS, and BELMONT to crown the fastest horse in the land.
But while we all chuckle over the wacky names that horses are given, one does have to wonder where those names come from, right?
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They say that all the really unusual news stories only happen in Florida.
Texas may begin to disagree, especially after what Judge Biery ruled in his recent decision in the case of 35 BAR AND GRILLE, LLC (plaintiffs) vs THE CITY OF SAN ANTONIO in what is officially being called the CASE OF THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY BIKINI TOP v THE (MORE) ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY PASTIE.
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Have you been to a county fair recently?
If not – then rest assured that they still have the old-fashioned carnival barker there, offering to guess anything from your weight, to your zodiac sign, to your age — all for just a few dollars. Don’t worry – if they get it wrong, they hand you a stuffed animal worth $0.25 to them. It’s sheer profit, even if they lose every single transaction that they attempt.
