Category: How To

How to potty-train a cow

Post author By web gangsta
Post date February 17, 2013

Scientists are always looking for the next, best thing.

And in their quest to determine how much air and environmental pollution farm animals contribute to the Earth each year, it can become necessary to teach those same farm animals how to do their business on demand.

Think of this along the lines of you you’d housebreak a dog, or teach a cat to use the toilet instead of a litter box — all animals can be taught to associate bathroom time with a specific action, method or command — the object with farm animals is that you’re dealing with the same on a much, much bigger scale.

Tags animals, bathroom, cow, farming, How To, parenting

How To

How to be mediocre

Post author By web gangsta
Post date February 15, 2013

Do you consider yourself Awesome? Are you great at what you do? Are you a stellar 5-star performer at the top of your game?

Chance are, unless you’re George Clooney, you’re not amazing at all.

Fact is, you’re very likely extremely mediocre.

And that’s okay.

Tags business, career, How To, money

10 Things How To

Pubic hair mishaps on the rise. (Gives new meaning to Wax on, Wax off)

Post author By web gangsta
Post date February 13, 2013

Maybe you’ve been one of the lucky ones thus far. You’ve never nicked yourself… down there… with a razor.

Yet.

But that all could be about to change, if a recent trend of specific emergency room visits is any indication.

Tags bathroom, gender, grooming, health, hospitals, How To, medical, Relationships, survey

How To Internet shopping Websites

Need a new logo design? Try a Logo Contest

Post author By web gangsta
Post date February 8, 2013

Does your company have an iconic logo, one that defines who you are or what you do in an instant?

We’re not talking about a cartoon character spokesman, like the Geico Gecko (or the Geico Caveman, take your pick). We’re talking something more akin to the “apple” logo for Apple.

As we’ve seen on any number of episodes of THE PITCH or CELEBRITY APPRENTICE, a vital part of marketing your business or product can come down to the most simple of items, THE LOGO.

Tags advertising, business, contest, How To, Internet, shopping, website

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Video Fun: Fresh Balls

Post author By web gangsta
Post date February 7, 2013

Guys – have you ever felt, you know, “not so fresh”… down there?

Seriously, Web Watch couldn’t believe the conversation that a buddy of ours was telling about a friend of his who uses a POWDER-FILLED SOCK to apply GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER to, well, just about everything (if you know what we mean).

Apparently this dude has a knotted up tube sock that he just swings around, flapping powder where he needs it most, in all those hard-to-get-at places.

We can only imagine the cloud of dust that lingers all over his bathroom floor.

Tags bathroom, gender, health, How To, medical, shopping, Video

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Men: How to stop the dreaded “pee spot” from appearing

Post author By web gangsta
Post date February 4, 2013

While most any story about pee can be amusing, there are times when pee is not a laughing matter.

There are any number of reasons why adult men would suffer from occasional incontinence, or just can’t stop the post-pee drip from appearing on the outside of their khaki pants — and that usually happens immediately before an important business meeting where you have to stand in front of the company board and make a formal presentation.

And all you can think about is “are they looking at my pee stain”?

Tags bathroom, gender, How To, medical, shopping, underwear, website

Gambling Games How To sports

Which squares are most valuable when playing football pool squares?

Post author By web gangsta
Post date February 3, 2013

It’s well known that the NFL and the NCAA both frown upon the large amount of office pool sports betting that goes on during their major events: the Super Bowl and the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament aka March Madness.

Add to the mix that the high stakes, unregulated dollars are being done mostly in an illegal fashion (that is, sports betting run by individuals may be illegal where you live), you can see why those organizations and local governments may be a bit concerned about the situation.

Tags bet, football, Gambling, game, How To, office pool, sports, Super Bowl

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What are the items you carry on your person every day? (They could save your life)

Post author By web gangsta
Post date January 30, 2013

Have you ever heard of the acronymEDC?

It stands for EVERYDAY CARRY, and represents those few things that you always carry on your, no matter what.

For some people, it’s the standard — watch, wallet (with specific credit cards, shopping cards, insurance cards, family photos), cell phone, car key, house key. A pocket full of change. Maybe some lip balm.

Women have it a bit easier, as various purse sizes allow for a wide expanse of Everyday Carry items to be toted around like (literally) there’s no tomorrow. Heck, one day we even watched a woman pull out a 1lb bag of coffee beans from her purse that she just happened to be carrying around with her for no observable reason that evening. (Ask us for the full story, next time you see us out and about. It’s a hoot.)

Some of Web Watch’s friends insist on carrying switchblade knives of various deadly lengths. Others prefer the more subtle Swiss Army Knife.

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