When was the last time you went swimming in public?
Are you the type of man who feels it necessary to wear a t-shirt or a diving shirt when you hop into the pool? Or are you a man who proudly flaunts your man-boobs for the entire world to see? (no, you don’t get bonus points for having amazing abs — you are not the type of guy who would hide them in the first place)
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Kids – no matter how much you’ll hate it now, you should take the time to learn a musical instrument.
Web Watch doesn’t care if it’s the piano, accordion, guitar, or marimba (heck, Jimmy Fallon and The Roots play music using plastic instruments, and that stuff sounds GOOD). The key here is that you should be able to play something – anything.
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You’ve driven down some streets around town and noticed the same thing Web Watch has – random pairs of tennis shoes, tied together, and hanging from power lines above your head.
You’ve wondered why they’re there, perhaps due to some school bullying or kid prank?
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By now, you’re probably sick of hearing THE SONG OF THE SUMMER: BLURRED LINES.
Don’t remember what it sounds like? Take a look at the NSFW version of the music video here:
Feel a little more conservative? There’s always the RADIO-FRIENDLY, FAMILY-FRIENDLY version here. It’s really not the same, is it?
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YouTube can be a major timewaster.
How many times have you clicked over to watch a video your buddy sent you, only to find yourself clicking around and around at other random clips you’ve never seen before, until the next thing you know you’ve wasted your entire lunch hour and haven’t even left your desk?
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As you get closer to the birth of your new baby, you may start to wonder whether you should stick with a name from one of those baby books, or whether you should go off the beaten path and name your child after, let’s say, your favorite character.
Some people have done this successfully, such as Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller who (with his wife’s blessing, we assume) decided to name his daughter Moxie Crimefighter. Who can’t say that a crimefighter isn’t a favorite character somewhere along the way?
But let’s say that you have more personal favorites from the world of books, games, food products, or other marketing. Why wouldn’t you want to name your child after one of those characters… if ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT THEIR REAL NAMES WERE?!?!?
Poppin’ Fresh – the Pillsbury Doughboy
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Do you drive your dog around each weekend?
Is your dog the kind that travels with its head out the window, sniffing as the world goes by? Or is your dog a bit more casual – sitting comfortably in the passenger seat and napping?
Or are you the kind of driver who insists on driving with your dog sitting in your lap (and possibly getting in the way of the airbag, should it be needed in an emergency situation)?
The rules of a filibuster are quite clear — you can usually speak for as long as you want, as long as you do stay on topic and don’t leave the floor.
In Texas, you’re not even allowed to lean or sit. It’s not easy to continually talk about a specific topic for hours on end, let alone do it without a bathroom break.
So it’s the inevitable question: CAN YOU PEE DURING A FILIBUSTER?
