Take a good, long look at your closet, gentlemen.
Are there things there that you’re holding onto, just in case you may need it one day?
Old Halloween outfits, sports jerseys from old softball teams you played on? Concert t-shirts for bands that have since broken up, that you can wear un-ironically for those jaunts to hipsterville?
You know we’re judging you when you wear that shirt from the 1996 Olympics. We’re all wondering why you’re wearing a shirt (a t-shirt, at that) that’s over 15 years old. We get it. You were there. 15 years is a long time to keep a t-shirt around; maybe it’s time for you to clear your closet out of some of that crap. Besides, how many of those shirts do you really need?